It's Been An Awful Month And It Hasn't Ended Yet. I Need Something Stupid And Fun To Cheer Me Up, Can

It's been an awful month and it hasn't ended yet. I need something stupid and fun to cheer me up, can someone please tell me a crazy fun fact?

i have a (possibly difficult) question. what does your fave symbolize in terms of your own personal desires and needs? like what is it that you crave that they fill for you? is it strength and protection, stability and understanding, a little bit of sexy toxicity, a parental figure?? don’t be shy, let’s get self reflect-y

Incredible new thing happening with Elon today: he fired a disabled Twitter engineer for prima facie discriminatory reasons, trashed talked the ex-employee on Twitter and then discovered this employee came to Twitter by way of an acquisition of that employee's software start up and the sale contains a clause that if Twitter terminates his employment it has to pay him 100 million for the software he developed. The fact Elon Musk might have to personally sell of Tesla stock to meet this obligation has caused Tesla's share price to dip yet again.

Also Musk deleted his tweet trashing the employee but it's preserved and being reposted by multiple Twitter users, at least until Musk can figure out a way to nuke the screen grabs from orbit.

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honestly hilarious that commander shepard has a whole death fakeout at the very end of mass effect 1, only to immediately die For Real This Time at the beginning of mass effect 2, only THEN to literally rise from the dead a whole two years later with no explanation. never let em know your next move