Heavy & Medic Relaxing After A Hard Days Work. Heavys Tired And Medics Drunk.

Heavy & Medic relaxing after a hard day’s work. Heavy’s tired and Medic’s drunk.

Well, um, yes. I mean who doesn’t love the chemistry between these two, I mean, look at them! Well done, Valve, you win ><

Cheavy: Oh you. Always asking questions, probing at the armour. It'd almost be adorable if it wasn't such a nuisance. Much like that little boy toy of yours.

Medic: What?

Cheavy: Oh? That certainly got a reaction. Did I finally find a nerve?

Medic: …

Cheavy: Well, you'll be happy to know that him and the rest of your former teammates are in the area. No doubt the little pissant thinks he's going to charge in here and save you. The fool.

Medic: …

Cheavy: *laughs maniacally* I could just let my team handle him, but I think I’d rather enjoy taking him out myself. Heh, I can hardly even imagine the satisfaction of seeing that glimmer of hope die in his eyes! It should be quite the show.

Medic: ...

Cheavy: *sneering* Don't you think, Frankenstein?!

Medic: *quietly* I think if you touch a single hair on his head, I'm going to be wearing your guts like my late mother's pashmina.

Cheavy: …Excuse me?

Medic: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I fucking stutter?

Medic: *glares at Cheavy, the fires of Hell burning in his eyes* I said if you hurt him, you will experience pain and torment beyond anything you could possibly imagine. Your body will be torn apart, piece by piece, as you beg for a mercy that will never come. I will add your screams to my goddamn Spotify, and I will see your head mounted on a fucking pike!!!

Cheavy: *trying and failing to keep his composure* Y-You should hear how ridiculous you sound right now. T-Trying to threaten me from behind bars...

Medic: *continues to glare as omninous latin chants start to play from nowhere*

Look at these images in sequence.

Medic did more than just pinch his cheek and call him a baby.

THEY ARE SO CUTE… i like lil pootis

emesis blue(tis)

aka they find this orange bird in the conagher slaughterhouse and promptly brings the whole murder thing to a screeching halt

partially inspired by this post

bonus closeups

probably canon