Thechocolatearmor - Choco's Corner

probably canon

Cheavy: Oh you. Always asking questions, probing at the armour. It'd almost be adorable if it wasn't such a nuisance. Much like that little boy toy of yours.

Medic: What?

Cheavy: Oh? That certainly got a reaction. Did I finally find a nerve?

Medic: …

Cheavy: Well, you'll be happy to know that him and the rest of your former teammates are in the area. No doubt the little pissant thinks he's going to charge in here and save you. The fool.

Medic: …

Cheavy: *laughs maniacally* I could just let my team handle him, but I think I’d rather enjoy taking him out myself. Heh, I can hardly even imagine the satisfaction of seeing that glimmer of hope die in his eyes! It should be quite the show.

Medic: ...

Cheavy: *sneering* Don't you think, Frankenstein?!

Medic: *quietly* I think if you touch a single hair on his head, I'm going to be wearing your guts like my late mother's pashmina.

Cheavy: …Excuse me?

Medic: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I fucking stutter?

Medic: *glares at Cheavy, the fires of Hell burning in his eyes* I said if you hurt him, you will experience pain and torment beyond anything you could possibly imagine. Your body will be torn apart, piece by piece, as you beg for a mercy that will never come. I will add your screams to my goddamn Spotify, and I will see your head mounted on a fucking pike!!!

Cheavy: *trying and failing to keep his composure* Y-You should hear how ridiculous you sound right now. T-Trying to threaten me from behind bars...

Medic: *continues to glare as omninous latin chants start to play from nowhere*

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Pootis Engage

Finally some fanart for my fav tf2 spinoff~ @quazies

Hope they add more pauling and zhanna, aaah.

Medic is so fucking head over heels for Heavy I cannot even begin to explain it to you holy crap

Like seriously ok just compare Medic’s behavior towards Heavy in Meet the Medic to his behavior towards literally everyone else in Expiration Date and the other shorts. Lots of touching, lots of big smiling, lots of laughing and joking, versus no touching, tight-lipped “I’m going to die” or “here are the facts about tumors” smiles that go away shortly after they happen, and zero laughing and joking save for when he finally gets a little breadmonster to play with (and knows that he’s not actually going to die). And even then, Heavy is the one who pulls him out of a stupor and calls him to action during the fight in the final scene.

I’ll get detailed later because I’ve always meant to analyze Medic’s body language in Meet the Medic and compare it with other appearances but seriously just LOOK.