Can You Do A Skit Where Shingen Is Trying To Teach Yuki To Flirt Like The The Scene From Rio, "Yep Thats

Can you do a skit where Shingen is trying to teach Yuki to flirt like the the scene from Rio, "Yep thats my boy"?

Yuki: Mai? I’ve been wanting to tell you something.. That you, that I–

Yuki: [starts choking on on a flower petal]

Mai: Aw, how sweet, you’re getting choked up– OH NO YOU’RE CHOKING

Mai: Uhh, alright, [grips Yuki] HUH, HUH, HUH 

Shingen: Yep. That’s my boy. 

IkeVam Shakespeare's Route teaser

The night I met and was rescued by you was the beginning of our love.

Shakespeare: Those men were no trouble. More importantly… are you hurt? I’m William Shakespeare, the playwright. I’m pleased to make your acquaintance from now on. 

Gentlemanly and extremely talented, the more I met Will, the more I felt attracted to him. 

However … That was his mask of deception. What he hid below the mask was a strange conviction. In order to provide inspiration for his work, he didn’t mind sacrifice people. 

Yuuki: The thing that you want … what is it?

Shakespeare: Napoleon, Mozart, Jeanne d’Arc … special people that are favoured by God. The situation where such people conflict, don’t you think it’s fascinating…? The great men in history will undoubtedly dance wonderfully on the stage I prepared. 

In order to protect everybody at the mansion, I exchanged a contract with him to monitor each other. A hostile relationship like Romeo and Juliet. For this reason, we were absolutely incompatible … I thought so.

Shakespeare: I … had no talent. I wasn’t loved by God. When I lost the vision of this one eye, finally I got the mask of William Shakespeare. The pain and suffering… turned me into William Shakespeare. 

I must not fall in love with you, but when I touch your broken true face, I want to love you. I thought so, and he too. 

Shakespeare: I don’t understand … why I want you this much? If I let go of my reason/senses, I will end up piercing my fang through your skin immediately. Don’t be frightened, I won’t do such a thing … Because if I do, you will run away from my arms. 

However … as if to mock our warped love, tragedies keep coming.

???: … Hey Will, the curtain of your cruel play has already gone up. 

Shakespeare: Everything, my sins led to … Sin is sin, punishment is punishment. I understood that I cannot escape.

Yuuki: (The blood doesn’t stop … He can’t even breath properly) Will, please don’t talk …

Shakespeare: If I become calm, I might put on the mask again. From the bottom of my heart, I was scared that someone will know I’m this weak and pathetic … I have been living and thinking continuously that there is no existence value in that self of mine. 

Sin is sin, punishment is punishment. 

Even so, I want to hold your hand and overcome everything. 

Shakespeare: Come, come up the stage together with me, please. The love between a vampire and a human, that will win over any plays/dramas. 

Until you become happier than anyone, the curtain of this play called Love that we spin together won’t come down. 

Hence, please, at a place where my hand can reach, please keep smiling.

The End -

Mafia au because a mutual on twitter just,,,made me want to do this

@5-of-spades​

ikevam hc: jean set up one of these in the mansion and almost all of the money in it comes from arthur