How To Counteract A Yandere 101: Out-yandere Him.

How to counteract a yandere 101: Out-yandere him.

Thanks @chiefofpigs for providing Shakespeare a flowery speech.

,MOOD

Oh no the bonuses are tempting. Why is it star themed??

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Wait a minute

Ok Ray’s sounds like I’m gonna laugh so hard when I read it, also Loki’s.

Edgar’s is oh my...

And Jonah...

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... Excuse me Cybird

Why does he have the story that has the potential to break me?

IkeVam Shakespeare's Route teaser

The night I met and was rescued by you was the beginning of our love.

Shakespeare: Those men were no trouble. More importantly… are you hurt? I’m William Shakespeare, the playwright. I’m pleased to make your acquaintance from now on. 

Gentlemanly and extremely talented, the more I met Will, the more I felt attracted to him. 

However … That was his mask of deception. What he hid below the mask was a strange conviction. In order to provide inspiration for his work, he didn’t mind sacrifice people. 

Yuuki: The thing that you want … what is it?

Shakespeare: Napoleon, Mozart, Jeanne d’Arc … special people that are favoured by God. The situation where such people conflict, don’t you think it’s fascinating…? The great men in history will undoubtedly dance wonderfully on the stage I prepared. 

In order to protect everybody at the mansion, I exchanged a contract with him to monitor each other. A hostile relationship like Romeo and Juliet. For this reason, we were absolutely incompatible … I thought so.

Shakespeare: I … had no talent. I wasn’t loved by God. When I lost the vision of this one eye, finally I got the mask of William Shakespeare. The pain and suffering… turned me into William Shakespeare. 

I must not fall in love with you, but when I touch your broken true face, I want to love you. I thought so, and he too. 

Shakespeare: I don’t understand … why I want you this much? If I let go of my reason/senses, I will end up piercing my fang through your skin immediately. Don’t be frightened, I won’t do such a thing … Because if I do, you will run away from my arms. 

However … as if to mock our warped love, tragedies keep coming.

???: … Hey Will, the curtain of your cruel play has already gone up. 

Shakespeare: Everything, my sins led to … Sin is sin, punishment is punishment. I understood that I cannot escape.

Yuuki: (The blood doesn’t stop … He can’t even breath properly) Will, please don’t talk …

Shakespeare: If I become calm, I might put on the mask again. From the bottom of my heart, I was scared that someone will know I’m this weak and pathetic … I have been living and thinking continuously that there is no existence value in that self of mine. 

Sin is sin, punishment is punishment. 

Even so, I want to hold your hand and overcome everything. 

Shakespeare: Come, come up the stage together with me, please. The love between a vampire and a human, that will win over any plays/dramas. 

Until you become happier than anyone, the curtain of this play called Love that we spin together won’t come down. 

Hence, please, at a place where my hand can reach, please keep smiling.

The End -

IkeVam Vlad’s voiced story will be on sale from 4/9-9/10/19

Vlad’s 5* card: Let’s remain married for eternity

The episode of meeting Vlad “Absolute monarch x Pure madness” will have voice included!

Yuuki: By any chance, is this your flower?

???: … Eh?

(Deep crimson clear eyes…)

One day, you met a man at the flower shop in town. The moment your eyes met, you were enchanted by his bottomless deep crimson eyes.

???: It’s not much but as a memento of our encounter, please accept this, beautiful lady. 

Yuuki: Thank you very much but uhmm…

Vlad: My name is Vlad, and you are?

The man introduced himself as Vlad with a gentle smile on his face, and gave you a bouquet of flower.

(… This person has such a gentle smile). His side profile while looking at the flowers were full of tenderness. You were certain your heart was feeling funny/tickling … And then …

Yuuki: O..ouch…

Vlad: What’s wrong?

Yuuki: It seems that I was pricked by the roses’ thorns. 

Vlad: Let me see. Flowers that do mean things are troublesome. 

As he said so, he licked the blood running from your finger.

Vlad: Your blood… is sweet.

Vlad had a sweet air around him, but somehow there was a dangerous scent somewhere. But you didn’t know … his true form …

Vlad: It has been a long time since I’ve tasted (alive) blood without biting. 

The unexpected encounter with Vlad was a premonition for a dangerous love … 

ok friends sit down as I talk about my most beloved franchise on the face of the Earth:

B-PROJECT

I think it’s super obvious by now that B-Project (Kodou*Ambitious, Zecchou*Emotion, and Kaikan Everyday ((even tho I don’t play it oof))) is….very special to me

But like,, I never gave an exact reason why? I just scream about it in the tags

Well, this is going to be a post about some of the small and big things i absolutely about my 14 idol boys and their super cute A&R!

This is long so uhh have fun reading! 💕

•The characters: they’re so unique and individually stick out in their own ways. Goushi and his temper, Momotaro and his mom habits, Mikado and his nerdiness, it goes on.

It’s just so great. After you know them a bit you feel yourself get attached (I’ve seen it happen thrice) and you want to know more about them. The extroverts aren’t all the same and they don’t have the same habits (i.e. Yuuta is a literal puppy but Haruhi has a social swag that makes him different) Same with the introverts!

They’re pretty realistic in some of their reactions as well. Miroku tries to be perfect and it doesn’t work bc it’s too good so Kento needs to teach him charm. Ryuji is genuinely surprised when Tsubasa shows concern for him and Tomohisa. There’s a few examples but they all make the characters more loveable.

The music: you look me dead in the eyes and tell me that NONE–not a single note out of the 50+ songs–of the B-Project songs are even DECENT. I dare you. I will fight you.

↓one of my personal favorites

The music is just…beyond me. They really know how to hit you in the Zecchou emotions

One song like lonely fangs can hype you up to where you feel like you can climb mountains and well, discover a new world Whereas another song like love☆revolu can make you feel like you’re in a romantic getaway and the wind is blowing you in the right path

The seiyuus do a fantabulous job at singing and keeping their character simultaneously too (cough happy ending cough)

Also the songs are just straight up bops like???? please listen to them

When you really give it a chance, it feels like you’re a part of their world and you can just jam out

The MC, Tsubasa Sumisora: This one is more aimed towards the anime since she isn’t present in the games(?)

I’ve seen people throw serious shade at Tsubasa for ‘getting in the way of their yaoi.’ Gonna be real for a good moment:

Shut the fuck up.

If that’s all you care about when watching B-Pro then guess what, you ain’t getting it. This is about them wanting to make it big. Not getting it on. Go away.

Tsubasa is just an absolute joy and a sweetheart. Not only does she genuinely care for the boys (^see point abt Ryuji being surprised by it), she tries her diddly darn hardest at her job

After Yashamaru leaves she keeps herself together and doesn’t let his threats shake her up. she gives it her all to get the boys to the top

Shes also very pretty as well. Her design is simple but she sticks out in her own way to me <3 she can be dramatic at times (more in S1) but I take it as that she was still adjusting to her job

The seiyuus/voice actors:I’ll keep this one short. If I could hug these guys I really, really would

They’re just the best and I’m so thankful that they make the liveshows happen and give the fans a fun time performing

They really do a superb job voicing the boys and singing the songs. B-Pro wouldn’t be possible w/o these guys they’re the really MVPs

Also they give us silly things like this:

Toyonaga is always just,,,,the crazy one it cracks me up while Kato is just as handsome and stylish. Hanae is a sweetie sjdjdj

I love that they’re all friends and stuff

Small random things: its almost over i promise

The respect Tsubasa gets in the workplace and from the boys

The subtle, not in your face ship fanservice. (@anime-music-ships knows what I mean hehe)

THE FANSERVICE IN GENERAL—they literally spoon feed us I’m 😫😭😭🙏🏽💕❤️❤️✨

The SSR cards/CGs: they’re BEAUTIFUL holy shiiiiiit

Each group’s ‘theme’, their color schemes and outfits are just 💋 MUAH BEAUTIFUL

The boys’ friendships and how they all get along well

Kitakore’s super cliche but so romantic backstory

The fact Kento wore JEAN SHORTS for his debut

THANK YOU UTAKO YUKIHIRO FOR DESIGNING THESE BAD BOYS ✨✨🙏🏽😭

there’s a lot I love but my brain don’t work so good so uhhh let’s wrap it up shall we?

Look, this franchise means a hell of a lot to me and I just wanted to manifest my thoughts into one long post

It’s not that popular in the west and I kind of wish it was. But at the same time it feels like MY thing—the thing that makes me feel like, well, ME

It’s just a big bundle of good things that can make you smile when you’re sad or dance when you’re bored

It might be kind of an underdog within the idol community (at least IMO) but I will always love it with open arms

These boys are more than just crafts to please a female audience

They are my friends Jk, they’re wonderful beings and a group with loads of potential

*sticks pinky in the air* for B-Project ❤️

tagging some b-pro friends bc why not SHARE THE LOVE:

@wishiwasfictionaltoo @scarletlion94 @colaloli @sutekihappiness @itarucchi @trulipan

oof can we get a clap 

We did it lads