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Im wearing a swim suit right now and never felt more self conscious. 😩👌

“pull my trigger let me blow your mind”

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Happy late fourth it is not the fifth but whatever so story time with c.s

so every year me and my family go over to my grandpas house for a bbq and fireworks, so once we started lighting the fireworks we couldnt find the fuse on one and who are the ones who light the fireworks you may ask?16-22 year olds that all act like teens still wich is funny, so since the firework wasnt lighting people started surrounding it, so three cousins,my uncle,my two brothers and me, one of my cousins were about to say should we not be surrounding this right now, but he only got “shou-” and the firework went off and it was the “black cat” long strip fireworks and so we all just scattered and you can hear someone yell “they all scattered like cockroaches when you turn on the light” so that was REALLY FUN.NEXT STORY.

ok so after a couple more fireworks we usually go on till like 1am but was stopped at like 10pm by my grandpas neighbor he yelled

“could you stop lighting fireworks! some people need to go to work” and my cousin replayed

“ya i have work too!”

“well are you going to stop?!”

“of course!” he replied sarcastically. the dude went back inside, we all started whispering how that never happens and my cousins are getting more fireworks.so someone replies “ok lets just use the quite ones” and so my cousin says “ok” grabs a big ol firework “i dont know if this one is quite or not,” “LETS FIND OUT” so now hes lighting the firework and i hear my grandpa ask some kids “hey go put these illegal fireworks away just in case he calls the cops” my uncle then replies “what is he going to say to the cops? my neighbors have to much freedom? there freedoming to hard?” once we lit the firework though my grandpas wife asks them to stop since she still needs to live here so we stop, though without a comment from my uncle saying “he said he needed to go to sleep but all of his lights are on” and it was true we saw the light through all the windows, we still stopped though.