Menace Meet Menace

Menace meet Menace

"Astarion with a virgin Tav! 😍"

"Astarion with an innocent Tav! 😳"

"Astarion with an awkward loser Tav! 🥺"

"Astarion with an insecure Tav! 🥰"

My tiefling bard who has a body count in the hundreds, seduces people for fun and profit, flirts with 90% of the party, has sworn off relationships after getting hurt in the past, tried out most fetishes and was unimpressed, led a sex cult once, and who has a tactic figured out for dealing with mediocre sex with elves specifically, rocking up to romance Astarion:

Ok no but forreal, I need to see more Tavs who know what they're doing. Tavs who are experienced. Tavs who catch him off guard and make him work for it. Tavs who have had previous lovers and truly loved them before losing them. Please. Please my crops are dying.

Ascended Raphael

Chapters: 19/? Fandom: Baldur’s Gate (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Halsin/Tav/Zevlor (Baldur’s Gate), Halsin/Tav (Baldur’s Gate), Zevlor/Tav, Astarion/Tav (Baldur’s Gate), Halsin/Zevlor (Baldur’s Gate)/Reader, Zevlor (Baldur’s Gate)/Reader, Astarion (Baldur’s Gate)/Reader, Halsin/Zevlor (Baldur’s Gate), Halsin (Baldur’s Gate)/Reader, Lae'zel/Shadowheart (Baldur’s Gate), Dammon/Karlach (Baldur’s Gate), Gale/Wyll (Baldur’s Gate), Dame Aylin | Nightsong/Isobel Thorm Characters: Tav (Baldur’s Gate), Zevlor (Baldur’s Gate), Astarion (Baldur’s Gate), Halsin (Baldur’s Gate), Gale (Baldur’s Gate), Lae'zel (Baldur’s Gate), Shadowheart (Baldur’s Gate), Karlach (Baldur’s Gate), Tilses (Baldur’s Gate), Mol (Baldur’s Gate), Arabella (Baldur’s Gate), Wyll (Baldur’s Gate), Dammon (Baldur’s Gate), Abdirak (Baldur’s Gate), Nettie (Baldur’s Gate), Raphael (Baldur’s Gate), Jaheira (Baldur’s Gate), Rolan (Baldur’s Gate), He Who Was (Baldur’s Gate), Dame Aylin | Nightsong, Isobel Thorm Additional Tags: Zevlor deserves comfort, Reader Insert, Female Tav - Freeform, Switch Zevlor, Sneaky Moral Tav, Light BDSM, Dirty Talk, Fingering, Alcohol, Being a dubious influence on children, Biting, Apparently we’re developing a hand kink, Chapters marked for spoilers, The group is inching towards becoming one big polycule, Meanwhile I’m just bullying sad old men, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Self indulgent and not sorry, Sneaking some fluff in with my sin, Everyone is stressed and poly and dtf instead of getting therapy, I’m the guy from ATLA screaming about my cabbages and by cabbages I mean my tieflings damnit, Sub Drop, questionable communication skills, Prehensile Tails, Oral Sex, Oral Fixation, Anal Sex, Everyone knows Halsin has a breeding kink, Zevlor might too, Hell no to the babies though, Threesome - F/M/M, Crying during sex and it isn’t Tav, The adults try to honestly discuss their problems, This does not include Astarion yet lol, Rough Sex, Aftercare, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Overstimulation, Angst, Demisexual Astarion (Baldur’s Gate) Series: Part 2 of Through the Gates of Horn and Oak Summary:

How Zevlor spent his day. In which Zevlor receives counsel from a friend, a…former ally, and a spirit.