Never Trust A Random Man In A Fancy Suit, Telling You That You Can Be The Next James Bond, Children.

Never trust a random man in a fancy suit, telling you that you can be the next James Bond, children.

“Be a kingsman they said. It’ll be fun they said.”

— - Percival

It literally makes my day, when people send me asks or comment under my posts

Feel free to be your crazy self here

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

I received a package a few days ago and I still can't get over waistcoat Perci and a slightly to mildly slutty James.

I absolutely adore this fanbook and I'm so happy, I still could get my grabby hands on one.

Artist: @m1211nasu

They definitely are one of the people, who did -hands down- the prettiest Percilot fanart back in the days

Presently dying at work and at life, but here @ mutuals have a very very rough draft (all dialogue and no description) of Hartwin coffee house AU ft. Merlin

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“I haven’t got any money,” Eggsy protests.

“Quarters are a courtesy to all staff, and the uniform cost will come from your first paycheck. When can you start?”

“Um.” Eggsy blinks. “Right now?”

Merlin rolls his eyes. “It’s midnight. We’re closed. Come back tomorrow afternoon, two o’ clock. Arrive late and you’re fired.”

Eggsy opens his mouth, closes it, and opens it again. “Thank you,” he manages to say.

Merlin nods once and turns to Harry. “I’ll close up. Can you get him to the staff quarters?”

“Certainly,” Harry answers. “I expect the uniforms can wait until morning. Which room?”

“He’ll take James’ bunk. It’s empty anyway.” Merlin points a finger at Eggsy. “What time tomorrow?”

“Two o’ clock,” Eggsy parrots obediently, “or I’ll be fired.”

Baby

Hello, my constant readers. I'm back on my Kingsman bullshit in a major way. I've been writing enough that I have a backlog to post, and I thought I should just go ahead and get that done already. Look forward to new chapters every Friday. You can consider this the next major installment in the Kingsman universe @bearfeathers and I have set up.

Chapter One: Memento Mori

This will be a standalone story, with other side stories posted to the Shattered Circle drabble collection. We've been cooking this one a long time, just until the canon falls out and leaves us with tender, juicy prose.

If you like this fic, please check out The Shattered Circle Drabble Collection and Bon Dia! - the infamous Barcelona story.

You might also enjoy previous installations of fic, though they're no longer considered canon to this verse (although bits and pieces might show up). I've Lost My Heart to a Man with a Smoking Gun

There is also the now-completed In Bloom, an AU about a florist and a lepidopterist that pine like trees.

Thank you so much for reading - and remember that a kind comment or kudos goes a long way. Support your local artists. :)