Chloe: I'm Really Proud Of You, Rachel.

Chloe: I'm really proud of you, Rachel.

Rachel: I just told my family to go fuck themselves.

Chloe, sniffling: I'm really proud of you.

LITERALLY.

Joyce: Where's the strainer? Chloe: the what Joyce: [showing her a picture on her phone] This thing Chloe: ohhhhh Chloe: the holebowl

Oh my god 💀

People need to get me away from games that include bread

Remembering the time i made a joke to my oldest lesbian sister (we make gay jokes all the time to each other) i said something along the lines of "being gay is a sin" and she said "youre the number one sinner" 💀💀💀

OH MY GOD 💀💀💀 not the BPD

Hayden: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and curious than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Victoria: Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

Justin: Doctors are bullshit, and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service compared to them.

Nathan: You will die in seven days.

Chloe: It took doctors like, ten years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went, "that sounds like BPD" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.

Chloe: Also, I can't go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match now, can I?

Rachel: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.

REAL

Rachel, to Max: Oh my god, you're beautiful.

Chloe: Um, she has a girlfriend.

Rachel: She deserves two.