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Theformerbastard - Weary Traveler - Tumblr Blog
Wtf do girls mean by an everything shower?
Pretty sure that’s just a regular shower but with poppy seeds, sesame seeds, garlic and onion
Oh that? That’s my ancient tradition. I call it hurting my own feelings
oh thanks for the compliment unfortunately i don’t believe you
Lately
we demand an update on the dino nugget-gate. 👑
They reminded me of the ones they gave us in elementary school but I'll get em again.
Alright, @thisperfectmonsoon you can call off your jackbooted thugs now.
who doesn’t love whimsy?! by extension, who doesn’t love Dino nuggets?!
You make a damn fine point there, friend. I have a confession tho. I've never actually had Dino nuggets 🫣
Havin' a hard time shakin' this lonesome feelin'. Hangin' with my sister and her husband has been nice but I wish I had friends here. None of the people I work with are my age and I don't know how the fuck else you're supposed to meet people haha.
My brother in law's Jeep broke down on our way to get groceries, I got attacked by ants, and my nose rings fell out and I could only find one of em. How's y'alls day goin'?
girl you've been running through my mind all day
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger
My new (to me) baby.
Roasted by closed captions.
DO YOU SEE HIM?!
Tiny little cutie pie was in the locker room while I was tryna vacuum. I saw one a while back that was too quick to catch, so I was hell bent on savin' this guy. It was NOT easy but I finally got him outside where he became invisible almost immediately.
I love him.
i have no game when it comes to flirting, i just say raw unfiltered unhinged thoughts and hope something sticks
Still really don't have shit to say. Hangin' out in my supply closet 'cause there's not a lot for me to do right now.
Finally registered to vote here. Well...I filled out the form and mailed it. We'll see how long it takes em to send me my shit.
Hopin' to get a bike of my own this week so I can stop borrowin' my brother in law's. That's really all I've got goin' on these days. Work and ride. My life has become fairly goddamn boring and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
