How Dare You This Is Cute

How dare you this is cute

For the HTD, I headcannon that when Archie gets stressed at work, Shelly and Matt end up tickling him to get him to perk up! :3 (Of course, playful as he is, he’ll get his revenge >:) )

OOO, how I love a good Lee!Archie moment! I've gotcha covered, anon! :D

“Don’t sweat it, Archie! We’ll catch the next one!” Matt raised a hand to slap Archie on the back but stopped, deciding against it. “So uh…yeah. No real loss, right?”

Archie didn’t respond, merely continuing to glare at the open sea. His rod was bent, the fishing line snapped after another Feebas chewed through it. When did these things even get teeth? A loss like this wouldn’t normally bug him, but it’d been a long, long day of endless failure underneath a burning sun. His mood had officially plummeted like his success rate.

“Come on- let’s head in for the day. Clearly nothing’s biting- no need to roast.” Shelly called out to them, arms crossed as she came to stand next to Matt. “We can try again later if we must.”

“I just need one more-” Archie began just as his rod twitched. Had something bit? He went to pull-

Only for it to snap, the top half falling into the sea.

Silence followed. And then…

“Load up, everyone. We’re calling it.” Archie, thoroughly defeated, turned to his crew. “Whatever’s in these waters clearly aint what we’re looking for.”

Voices of “Sir!” and “Finally!” echoed around them, adding a heavy slump to Archie’s already dropped shoulders. Today was not his day it seemed.

“Don’t beat yourself up, Boss- we’ll get you a new rod.” Matt offered, watching Archie take his seat on the nearest bench, rubbing his eyes. “That one was old, anyway.”

“I don’t think it’s about the rod, Matty.” Shelly took a seat beside Archie, placing a hand on his shoulder. “Come now, Captain- we can’t have you sitting here all glum. What would it do for the crew’s moral?”

“Not glum. Just tired, that’s all.” Archie slumped further like a weighted doll, disappointed. He was so down he missed Matt and Shelly’s shared look, followed by twin grins.

“Well- we got just the thing for that. Ready Matty?”

“You bet, Shell!”

“What are ye- GAH!” Archie jerked upright as fingers attacked his ribs, drilling into his torso with various pressure. The frown has sporting quickly faded away into a giggly grin as he squirmed between his admins. “Noohohohohow hohohoohohld on juhuhuhuhst a miihihihinute! Dohohohohohn’t dohoohohohooho thahhhahahhahat! Ahehahahaha!”

“Sorry, Boss. Gotta fix you up before you get too depressed.” Matt laughed as he went for Archie’s neck.

“Can’t have the great Archie glum while he leads our crew now, can we?” Shelly cooed, focusing her attack along his armpits.

“PFFFT-GEHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! *snort* AHEHAHAHAHA! OOHOOHHOKAY HOOHOHOKAY STHAHAHAHAP!” Archie reached out, grasping them both and pulling them into his chest, effectively ending their tickling. “Heh..hehehe…yohohou two are dehehehvils!”

“You loved it.” Matt laughed, pleased.

“Yes, now let us go- you smell like bait and sweat.” Shelly wrinkled her nose, but her voice was warm.

Archie did- eventually. He was glad he had them by his side.

Send me a headcanon and I'll write a dabble for it!

Hey friends

Sketch commission for @otomiyaa

Barb babysitting~

I could never, I would attack my partners with tickle hugs immediately

dare I ask... what does a really strong ler mood feel like?

PAIN. and cringe

Alright, um

I'm officially making my DNI list

- anyone under 17 (that's the age of consent in my area)

- people without their age in bio

- blank blogs

- people who ship 'illegal' ships (like some bs like allmight x deku or muzan x tanjiro, or sanemi x genya eugh)

- people who attack k!nk blogs (if the blogs allow minors to interact then I get it, but if they have minors dni then just leave em be)

- people who fetishize LGBTQIA+

- homphobic, transphobic, racist, or any of that sort

- kink blogs that interact with minors

-Israel supporters

That's all i can think of, and I'm goanna start blocking people who violate these, starting now. I'm going through my follower/following list and if you violate these, I'm sorry but comr back when you don't

Terrofying for a lee leaning switch

... BRUH HOW THE FUCK DID YALL KNOW I'VE BEEN RAMBLING ABOUT THE SMILER ON DISCORD

Seriously, I've been on a Smiler kick on Discord servers for the past 2-3 days ever since I realized that the theme is the song I heard at a scare-house last Halloween that sent me into Lee Panik like almost nothing ever has before

Hypno, laughing gas, tickle machines, a bit of doctor-play with Happiness injections... hhhgvjjgkg Lord Mercy

This terrifies me in the best way

As for the Deities... Sweet jesus don't let Rags find out about this. Those two would get along like a house on fire and enable each others' chaos, and bounce ideas off of each other on how to make the whole world permanently smile and laugh their heads off.

He'd be so fuckin mean and make as many of his human friends ride it as possible. Granted, he wouldn't let it permanently alter their brain chemistry, he knows other emotions are important for people to process. But he'd still let them be euphoric, fill them with adrenaline and dopamines, overloaded with tickle-pleasure, and giggle-drunk for a few days after 😈

Kenni might not approve tho. He already doesn't like coasters and the methods are a little... Intense for his liking, lmao

But still, sign me the fuck up, it seems like a genuinely fun rollercoaster and amusement park 👍