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"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary

"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct

the pipeline of fixating over some thingy

hmm. i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) (remembers virtue is sufficient for happiness) (remembers i’m not joking) kill myself

the white house is such a stupid name. if i were president the first thing i would do is call it the pussy pavilion. the second thing i would do is unleash the bugs of the night

my grandma thinks moo deng is very cute and said someone should give a pygmy hippo “lots of coffee and cigarettes” so that it “stays that small forever”

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

me: [in a room full of executives] Nobody is buying our game about disney cartoon woman experiences poverty.

executive greg: I don't understand. We covered her in dirt. How is this not selling.

executive carla: maybe it should be winter and she is very cold.

executive paul: we could give her a child who is also very cold

executive greg: and poor

executive paul: and poor

me: it's not interactive enough. we need more.

executive greg: we should ask the player if they want to let her freeze and starve to death

me: and what happens if they click Ignore Her

executive greg: wolves rush in and eat her

me: what happens if they click Help Her

executive greg: she instantly transforms into an oil baroness with stacks of gold

executive carla: ooh and then we show the player a couch and a fireplace

me: what happens if they click fireplace

executive greg: she wins the lottery

me: and what happens if they click the couch

executives greg and carla, in unison: wolves rush in and eat her

digging through some concept art and i stumbled upon these silly little clouds

this is so haunting to me i think about it weekly

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.