I'm Like Sooo Telemachus Coded. I'm Just A Silly Guy Who's Terrible At Fighting Unless A Cool Goddess

I'm like sooo Telemachus coded. I'm just a silly guy who's terrible at fighting unless a cool goddess were to help train me, and I have a dad who is likely dead but I'm holding our hope thats not true

Is my father Odysseus, King of Ithaca, Lord of Lies? No. Was he present for little to no part of my life (that i can really remember) other than when i was born, however? Yes!

I rest my case.

i love reading sanders sides crit like its my morning news paper. i dont even go here anymore but i need that overgrown man child to wake the fuck upppp

Hello king of worms. 'Tis I, the dealer of worms.

(I noticed that we both have worm themed blogs and thought that was cool)

Ah hello, beloved Dealer. What a noble cause you've devoted yourself to! I am in need of more earthworms; perhaps you should be a part of my Royal Court so I may look to you for help finding waterworms and fireworms as well?

I'll be sure to pay you handsomely, I hope you'll accept!

How many times r u guys going 2 say "lets focus on more serious issues" when disabled & nd people r trying 2 talk abt thomas' (unintentional) ableism? How many fucking times r u guys going 2 ignore it bcuz u dont want 2 accept that MAYBE. JUST MAYBE. hes contributing 2 ableism? How many times r going 2 ignore epileptic ppl & autistic ppl & schizospec ppl? Be honest. I want to know.

i'm usually not too big on criticizing thomas or sanders sides but i just have to get this off my chest

i HATE how thomas endorses and supports the infantilization of patton. he makes fan-service jokes that woobify patton and go completely against things that have been pre-established in the series just because he knows that fans love to talk about how patton is "their uwu babey boi who can do no wrong".

i feel like thomas can see how much the fandom loves it, so he does it, but it's just so dumb because in a way, infantilizing patton is infantilizing a part of him so therefore it sort of feels like infantilizing himself.

maybe i'm being a little much. it's his series and he can do what he wants! but i don't think it's very good to actively support something that is actually a massive misconception just for the sake of getting more likes and laughs.

this is based off of something @sanderssideswriting that got me thinking so thanks bro for fueling my rant LMAO /g