Some Angel Dust Headcanons I Have Because I Love Him:

Some Angel Dust headcanons I have because I love him:

- The reason Molly made it to Heaven is because Angel did everything he could to keep her out of the family business.

- Angel tends to slip into speaking Italian when stressed.

- He's very particular about his personal hygiene and tends to get snippy if his fur isn't perfect.

- He's surprisingly cuddly but doesn't know how to ask for affection.

- He has a passion for anything creative, especially makeup and acting.

- He tends to have incredibly vivid nightmares due to PTSD.

- He stopped eating pork after getting Fat Nuggets, finding it disrespectful to his pet.

- He sometimes quietly makes up songs when doing small tasks like cooking, something to help him focus.

- More hands = more room to gesture dramatically.

- He has a habit of reading over people's shoulders.

I FORGOT A COUPLE. HOLD ON.

- Alastor and Nifty: They're both so odd and I love them as buddies.

- Carmilla and Zestiel: Sure, you can view them romantically but I think it's cuter that they're just best friends and Zestiel is a father figure to her daughters.

- Cherri Bomb and Angel Dust: How did I forget the OG besties? I don't know but they deserve to cause problems as a treat.

My Hazbin Hotel platonic ships!

- Alastor and Rosie: Literally the definition of queer platonic pals.

- Angel Dust and Husk: As cute as it could be for them to be in love, the fact that Husk is 30 years older is yikes but I can see them as best friends.

- Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb: Do I have to clarify? Literal besties from the start and I love them.

- Vox/Valentino and Velvette: The Vees are the worst but I feel like Velvette is like Vox and Val's lesbian friend who has custody of the brain cell between the three.

- Sir Pentious and Everyone: He's just a friendly guy and I love him and his bonds with everyone.

Feel free to disagree but don't try to rain on my parade.

By the way, this is just because someone called Angel Dust a boring character. Nothing like human rights or something.

Y'all ever see such a garbage take that you have to block the person?

I headcanon that Angel Dust has the worst taste in men. I mean, Val? Really? Angel saw a walking red flag the size of a circus tent and thought it would be fun.

Ya know what I kinda admire? The fact that Alastor went to hell and made it everyone else's problem. Like, he showed up and decided to kill as many of the most powerful demons in Pride as he could.

I had a startling realization I have to share with the whole fandom because I can't be the only one who just found this out. We all know Angel Dust and Husk were alive during the same time but 30 years apart, right? Well, Alastor was around then too. Angel would have been 16 when Al died so he probably remembered the radio broadcasts Alastor would make but didn't put two and two together because who expects to see a radio host you listened to your whole life in hell? Excuse me if I'm late to the party here but I feel like not enough people are talking about this.