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Have Fun Storming The Castle!
Have fun storming the castle!
Higgledy Piggledy
Evil Prince Humperdink
Foolishly fired the
Miracle Max.
Harboring ire so
Unquantifiable
Max aided Westly, to
Get the prince back.
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You know that bitter nail polish people wear when they're trying to stop biting their nails...
There once was a clever young lass
Who slept with her thumb up her ass.
When asked why she did it,
She said "To inhibit
Thumb-sucking, until the phase passed."
Was talking about limericks with a friend and remembered this gem. This is why I love Zero Punctuation videos, Yahtzee is a genius XD
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When simply crossing your legs isn't enough
A germaphobe from Cedar Falls
Detested those little blue stalls.
Refusing to poo
In the portable loo,
He exploded and coated the walls.
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There once was a clever young lass
Who slept with her thumb up her ass.
When asked why she did it,
She said "To inhibit
Self-suffocation from gas."