You Buy Produce That Looks Really Good At The Moment And You Swear That You Are Going To Make It Into

You buy produce that looks really good at the moment and you swear that you are going to make it into something. A month later a new life form is growing in your kitchen.

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

When I hyperfixate I make playlists

They make me feel so……

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Screaming crying throwing up rn

* sings and dances while sobbing

Gotta work ✨gotta make that money make purse ✨

Thank you HYYH for inventing gay people