Connor Stoll X Dionysus Child!Reader

Connor Stoll x Dionysus Child!Reader

warnings; none ! author's notes; post 2 of 3 for national couples day :33 (i have too many favs so i had to choose three..) this is purely written for my entertainment but y'all can enjoy this too ofc ! i had angsty hcs for the whole child of the god of insanity aspect, but i couldn't get myself to do it🙁

mr. D hates his guts.

like truly despises this boy

which is.. a shocker to absolutely nobody

but moving on !

connor would steal you those little grape lemonheads whenever he sneaks out of camp !

like he will come back with a SACK full of those bad boys !

plus some little grape juice boxes since you can't really drink-

i feel like you guys would play blackjack a lot ??

there's NO way Dionysus doesn't play cards with his kids

he doesn't play nice either

anywhoooo

you probably introduced him to the marvelous world of crangrape juice !!

he drinks it like a dehydrated man drinks water.

MOVIE WATCHING SLEEPOVERS !!!

specifically watching Mamma Mia a million times over

everyone says that's the Apollo cabin's movie but real ones know it's also Dionysus'

acting out different romantic scenes from plays

you're absolutely killing it and he's.. he's doing his best !

definitely had a long, heart to heart conversation with Pollux before you started dating

(both of them cried)

MATCHING LEOPARD PRINT THINGS !!!

he has that stupid button up😞

and you have leg warmers(or whatever suits yer fancy ! i just have a pair of those sooo)

although he has no sense of style whatsoever, when you guys match it always serves

picnic dates in the strawberry fields !

all the time, every single day

he thinks you look pretty next to the green vines

absolutely adores your dramatic flair to everything

upset at someone ? your calling them names in old timey english and he LIVES for it.

probably snuck you into a Broadway performance once(with the help of Nico)

literally didn't even watch the play he just stared at you all lovestruck the entire time

especially if you sung along to the songs ?? he's disgustingly down bad at that point.

tried to win over mr. D with a snuck in bottle of wine and just got Him into more trouble..

everyone in camp feared for Connor's life that day

got you this guy

his name is something dumb like.. viney or smth

he's your son now and you take turns taking care of him

and that is my shortened list of headcanons !!! there's so many more bc 1. he's my boyfriend(NOT CLICKBAIT !!) and 2. it's my cabin BUT it's nighttime and I have like.. one more post to get out b4 12 am. also sorry foe how scattered this was ! p.s - this pulled me out of a gods awful writing slump i fear. might have to write for connor more just so i can get back into writing at a regular pace

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A CLAY SEASHELL SOUNDS SO COOL WAIT.. you gave me an craft idea with this one I fear !!(i also can't art😞😞)

Hi friend! I’m on a beach vacay right now and I had the most amazing thought about Percy and Aphrodite child!reader.

Aphrodite came from the ocean, so it only makes sense that they would take lots of beach vacays, seashell hunting would be their fave!

hi hi !! OOOOOO I LOVE THIS ACTUALLY WAITTT :000 this idea is so kissable /p i could eat it whole 😞 no but actually im so writing this !! plus i love using the other elements of Aphrodite kids besides the whole beauty thing bc it gets old for me pretty fast😓

sorry for the ramble !!

gee willikers batman !!!

thank you to all the the super nice people (and possible spam accounts..) that followed me for my silly billy writing i appreciate more than you could imagine :(( kinda wanna do an event but i have no ideas so if anyone does pls tell me..😟

everybody say happy birthday to my fav, jason todd !!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️ my favorite character to ever be written im afraid😞(dc messed him up)

rereading the perks of being a wallflower and i don't think i've ever related to a book more in my life except like.. MoA :(