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There’s also a state called Massachusetts

im shakign what do you mean theres a state called michigan

Of course they aren’t, they’re being chased by raspberry crowns

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

Sometimes it feels like history is moving faster than it can be recorded.

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

Every now and then I’ll think Tumblr is normal and then I see things like this

⚽ඞ ඞඞ ඞ among us babies play foot ball

It surprises me too when people think we need to write in biden for the primary; i think the primaries are a time where we can vote who we truly prefer, and when there are a good amount of people who are actually speaking against israel- AND rven calling it what it is, genocide, we really should be voting for THEM and the whole apathy towards “no one represents us” and “it wont make a difference whos in office” (which is false). Its all the votes during the primary that can push leaders left or right, even if temporarily. Biden seems likely to stay a nominee regardless of primary results so youre right. Its definitely not vote blue no matter who AT THIS TIME.. will have to see the climate come the actual election.

As for people on the ballot who support palestine, do you have others? Admittedly i am late to research and if you could provide other options, i’d be happy to see everyone! (But no worries if not, if this weren’t a maze of a task to figure out i’d do it myself so i understand!)

Jill Stein is running as the green party candidate and she has been condemning Biden and Israel for what they're doing to the Palestinian people

Dr. Cornel West is running in the people's party, has also been doing pro-Palestinian rallies and calling for an end to the genocide

As for Democrats specifically for the primary? I have not seen any of them be anti-israel's genocide campaign, at best they say they condemn civilians being killed but also say they'll support Israel in killing Hamas (which is just saying they support Israel's genocide campaign in friendly language tbh)

I'm gonna be honest with you anon, the presidential race looks bleak this year, third party voters have always had trouble being loud enough to be noticed, I'm sure they're are others running who are under reported but Jill Stein and Dr. Cornel West are the only ones I've seen get any level of attention

In the end I can't do the research for you but I recommend looking into either candidate, and seeing who they endorse and collaborate with. If they are supportive of someone in your voting district keep that in mind as getting more actually progressive people in the Senate and Congress is very important too

And don't forget to look into state level politicians! And local elections!

Don’t think anyone can help me not do y’all know that one girl who make cutesy diy crafts? She made a diy wire flower bouquet and she used to get bullied for doing this hand claw motion thing?

How to prevent Netflix from cancelling Dead boy detectives? I'm already attached to this series, it will be a pity if another good show just gonna be cancelled after first season

Tell everyone you know, in real life and online, to watch it. Word of mouth is incredibly effective. Be an evangelist for the show.

I love it when people speedrun my posts

Cats will stare at you with the most thoughtful and curious look then scream

Why have a goth girlfriend when you can have a moth girl band

This is what degrees are for

dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered

?????????

remember when people on tiktok were saying that narcissists can thurn their eyes black like a demon

Some tumblr post will be like:

Ooble dooble shlorp gizlop

And people will just be like:

Ah yes ooble shlorp

Have you gone to a doctor to discuss your fourth shoulder?

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

You have an error but it is hilarious

Natasha: what’s your biggest nightmare?

Maria: being locked in a elevator with Clint

Natasha: what about Me?

Maria looking Maria up and down: that’s a fucking dream

I’m sorry what???

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

You wish you were me

Neil Gaiman is my new hero

Ecosocialist praxis

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

Are you sure

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again