It's Based On An AD That I Found On YouTube. It's Hilarious, But I Made A Few Changes To It.

It's based on an AD that I found on YouTube. It's hilarious, but I made a few changes to it. 🤣

Vert feeding his baby: C'mon little one. Open your mouth. Aaaaaa....

(Vert's son opens his mouth and swallows a spoonful of baby food.)

Spinner: Hey Sherm! Do you want Pringles?

Sherman: No, thanks.

Vert's Son looks at Vert: P...P....

Vert getting really excited: Hey guys, come over here. He's about to say Papa!

(Everyone gathering around him)

Vert's son: P...P...

Vert: Say Papa....Papa....

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Vert's son: Pringles.....

(S/O): *laughs her ass off*

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*Vert.exe has stopped working*

Based on Crypt Tv' Horror Short film, The Birch.

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He didn't mean to do it.

Stanford stared at the mangled body in front of him. The legs thrown afar, guts and bones littered like thrash across the street, and blood splattered enough to reach and drenched his face.

His brother (tormentor) is dead.

He's dead, and it's all Stanford's fault.

Yet he didn't scream, tongue and voice frozen in fright (glee). His reddish eyes trembling, with tears of horror (joy) running down his face.

But he doesn't run. Feet rooted into the ground, as his hands held the crumbling ashes tight.

The ashes held even tighter.

Stanford moved finally moved his head, and stared up at the monster (Saviour).

It looked like a demon. An absolute demon, built from the ashes of its victims and smelled of brimstone. Its silhouette loosely resembled that of a person, yet there was no face to be seen. Only the curling and burning wrath of fire was all that remained on top of its crumbling structure.

It killed Simon.

All because Stanford summoned it.

But he didn't mean it-

(Yes he did)

Stanford was scared-

(Stanford was angry)

He didn't want Simon to die-

(He wanted Simon to Suffer)

All of his thoughts disperse, when the burning demon leaned closer to his face. The fire so close, but never burning. It only burned to blood covering his head, cleaning the ashes off with such gentleness, like Stanford would break at any moment.

(He Wanted It)

Perhaps...Stanford, really did mean it...

(You Do)

I wonder what the team would be like with their children ... I love your work, keep it up💕

Aww... This headcanon will be fun to write. Also, thank you for loving my work! 😘☺😍

Vert Wheeler

He's the cool but strict dad.

Very protective of his kids. If someone insults them or hurts them, he'll make sure he/she never does it again.

His kids extremely loves him. He's their role model.

Vert buys them toys, but it has limits. He doesn't want to spoil them.

Teaches them manners at an early age so people will think of them positively.

Sends his kids to Aunt Sage to teach them subjects they're bad at.

He'll bring his kids with him when he's traveling through the multiverse.

When his kids grow up, like when they are 16 years or up, all the girls in their school are crushing on Vert. Because he is still Hot! (Vert doesn't look old when he's on his 40's or 50's.)

Agura Ibaden

She's the protective mama bear.

Will make a proper schedule for her kids. For eating food, playing, sleeping etc.

Teaches her kids about the importance of nature and how we should conserve it.

Just like Vert, she buys them toys. But has a limit.

She's really strict when it comes to studies. Agura wants her kids to excel every subjects.

If her kids are bad at a subject or more. She sends them to Aunt Sage.

Her kids have good manners. She teached them at an early age. Just like Vert did.

Zoom Takazeumi

Literally, the most kindest, innocent dad in the entire world!

Doesn't know how to take care of a kid properly.

Buys them whatever they want because he doesn't want to be rude.

Teaches his kids Muay Thai and meditation.

His kids have patience because the thing that Zoom tells them the most is to have patience.

Teaches them how to speak Thai.

Sends his kids to Aunt Sage to teach them subjects they are weak at.

Sherman Cortez

The Geek Dad.

He'll make his kids eat healthy food most of the time. But his healthy food is spicy and delicious.

His kids watches what he does. Like when he's working on the buster or is with Tezz inventing or discussing something, his kids does the exact thing Sherman did. One time Sherman saw the brakes of the buster on the floor, and he assumed it was Spinner who did it.

Buys them toys that includes batteries. He loves toys that make sounds or moves.

Sherman's a good teacher. He'll teach them every subject. Even if his kids are good at it. It's to make sure his kids doesn't forget important points in each chapters.

His kids love their Uncle, Spinner so much. Spin loves kids and he's a good entertainer. Even though he's bad at making jokes.

Spinner Cortez

The Awesome Gamer Dad.

His kids eat the junk food that Spin eats. Sherman is the one who makes them good and healthy food.

His kids are really good gamers at a young age.

Buys his kids the latest video games and action figures. Even consoles.

Brings his kids to Sherman to teach them subjects they're bad at.

His kids really enjoy their dad's company. The thing that the kids love about him the most is him being a gamer like them.

Stanford Isaac Rhodes IV

He's that Rich dad.

He's away from the kids. Because his kids are in Britain.

Spoils his kids. Buys them expensive toys and clothes.

Joins his kids to the most prestigious school in the entire country.

He sends his kids to the best music school in the country.

His kids eat fancy foods for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

His kids have their own driver to escort them to their school.

Tezz Volitov

He's the silent and serious father.

He's not good with kids. He doesn't know what to do.

He'll does the best things he could do.

Give them admission in a really good school.

Makes them good food.

Buys them toys.

Play with them.

And also, the thing that Tezz enjoys the most is teaching his kids things that he learned by himself. His kids are really interested in Science, especially physics. So, he got a really good opportunity to teach them all the interesting topics. His kids are really intelligent, like him. They understand every concept easily.

As they grew older, they got playful. And not serious like their father. It's because they were surrounded by people who are extroverted and his kids wanted to be like them. So, they dressed up in playful clothing and started to talk like all the popular kids. Now in school, his kids are one of the popular ones.

AJ Dalton

Just like Vert. He's the cool dad. But not strict.

His kids are just like him. Sporty.

Knows how to treat a kid with good care.

He makes his kids laugh. When they are sad, he'll tickle them.

Buys them toys. But he doesn't spoil his kids.

Gives them the yummiest food he can make.

Takes them to Yukon for fun activities.

He's their role model. Just like Vert.

Sends his kids to Aunt Sage to teach his kids subjects they're weak at.

How about Zoom with a friend who can go head to head with him in martial arts?

Zoom's very glad to have a friend who knows Muay Thai.

The BF5 crew don't know how to spar against Zoom. Ever since Zoom met his new friend, during his free time he would spar against him.

His friend is so good at it, that Zoom enjoys being with him so much!

Sometimes, they practise new techniques as well.

Both Zoom and his friend teaches others Muay Thai when they are free.

Discussing and practising various other techniques they haven't tried out.

They both show each other stunts they made by themselves.

Speaking Thai in between spars and teaching Thai other's is also one of their activities.

Sometimes for a change, the whole day they'll both speak Thai.

They meditate together.

*Spinner texting (S/O)*

Spinner: Baby

(S/O): What's up?

Spinner: Baby

(S/O): Hey! Whaddup babe?

Spinner: Baby

(S/O): Oh my god, this is a stupid lyric prank. It's Justin Biebers song "Baby"

Spinner: Nooooooooooo.....

Another BF5 x Overwatch post because I love both of them together 🤷.

I've watched Overwatch cinematics like a million times cuz they're really good!!!! 😍 And I did saw some similar character personalities between Overwatch and BF5. I wanted to share them with you guys because I think it's really interesting! 🙂

Note: I have made a "What would each BF5 characters Overwatch main would be" and some of BF5 characters have the same personalities as their main. This post is only about the BF5. I'll be doing the RS5 post later. 😘

I'll link each character's cinematics if you haven't seen it. 😃

Vert Wheeler:

Soldier 76: Both are ambitious and fearless. Does anything to protect the planet. Both Vert and Soldier have an age gap though. Soldier is 55 and Vert is in his 20's.

Agura Ibaden:

Ana Amari: Both Agura and Ana is kind of the mother of the whole group. They both are the huntress (In Overwatch, it is known as Snipers) Ana is always with Soldier. Because they both were friends for 20 years. Agura is always with Vert.

Note: Ana doesn't have cinematic.

Zoom Takazeumi:

Genji: Both Zoom and Genji knows martial arts. They both have patience and they are one the fun people in the group.

Sherman Cortez:

Reinhardt: Reinhardt isn't a braniac, but he and Sherman is the shield of the group. (The tanks). They both like to work in a group, rather than being alone. They both see their friends as their family.

Spinner Cortez:

Sombra: Both Spinner and Sombra are playful hackers. They goof around during missions. They enjoy pranking people and they doesn't take anything seriously.

Stanford Isaac Rhodes IV:

Zarya: Both Stanford and Zarya talks about the greatness of their country. They both mock people. But Zarya isn't annoying like Stan.

Note: Zarya doesn't have a cinematic. But, she show's up at the end of Sombra's cinematic.

Tezz Volitov:

Symmetra: Both Tezz and Symmetra are serious. They never joke around. They both are really intelligent. Tezz is mastered at Electromagnetism, while Symmetra is mastered at Photonic Science.

Note: Symmetra doesn't have a cinematic.

AJ Dalton:

Mei: Mei and AJ are really into cold weather. Mei is a weather expert. A scientist. AJ is a terrain expert. They both have sweet and active personality. They are very loyal to the group as well.

Sage:

Mercy: Both Mercy and Sage are the healers of the group. They are sweet to the whole crew and sometimes becomes angry when they are mocked. Both of them want peace and they work hard to achieve it.

Note: Mercy appears a little later in the cinematic