NEVER Hes So Pathetic And Miserable /aff

NEVER 👹👹 He’s so pathetic and miserable /aff

like this guy ⬇️

(Art by gigizets !)

Okay if you won’t let us give you any actual kids (For some reason😒😒)

can we give you a confused 19 Y.O to adopt instead?

Look at her

doesn’t she look adoptable?? At least to some as old as you 😒😒 (/lh /j)

”no. I’m not adopting any kid. I am not fatherly, alright? My home isn’t safe for anyone.”

how would you feel if you got adopted by a woman by the name of Ruth Weaver? all you need to know:

she use to be a police officer

she’s friends with Adams new adopted dad

she’ll lovingly make fun of you

she’ll probably teach you how to fight

“ Hell yeah. New parent- that'd be nice. I haven't seen mine in a while. Plus learning how to fight? For free? Epic combo. ”

how’d you think you’d fair as an older brother Jonah? Say (100% not super specific) if I took some traumatized eleven to ten year old girl and threw her at ya how would you fair???

(I’m just being silly you don’t have to respond)

“ Huh. I think I'd be a good older brother! I'm nice enough. Probably be a bit harder if it was, y'know, some random kid, but I'd do well !!”

🫵🫵 LIAR

GUYS ITS A LIAR RIGHT THERE

YOUR JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU HATE YOUR SELF AND BELIEVE ANYONE YOU GET CLOSE TO WILL DIE

ALEXA PLAY GIYU TOMIOKAS THEME ON SPOTIFY

🫵🫵 YOU ARE AND WILL BE A GOOD DAD

HEY GOOGLE PLAY I CANT HELP BUT WONDER FROM EPIC THE MUSICAL

(ignore that the song isn’t released yet shhh)

Okay if you won’t let us give you any actual kids (For some reason😒😒)

can we give you a confused 19 Y.O to adopt instead?

Look at her

doesn’t she look adoptable?? At least to some as old as you 😒😒 (/lh /j)

”no. I’m not adopting any kid. I am not fatherly, alright? My home isn’t safe for anyone.”

if you took a bite out of Adam what flavor Of laffy taffy do you think he’d be?

“ ... would it be funny if I said green apple.

More realistically, I'd have to say grape. ”

Scrappypasta - The Sodas of Nightmares (or if LN had soda drinks). As well as my first time drawing Low and Alone (and Noone too) fully detailed instead of as silhouettes, I hope they look good.

To explain how I got this idea - Basically I was watching NotRealName NotAtAll's second video on FNAF hot takes, and 24:15-26:00 a hot take said that the 'Fizzy Faz' has a bad selection of flavours, being almost entirely citrus fruits, as well as saying that it would've been nice if the other characters from Security Breach had gotten Fizzy Faz sodas too. And suggestions were made on which of the existing Fizzy Fazes could be different flavours, as well as suggesting soda flavours for Sun, Moon, Glamrock Bonnie, and DJ Music Man.

It also showed that Roxanne has a second flavour, cola, which is limited edition.

[Here's a link to the video starting at the aforementioned hot take but do be aware that the whole video contains major spoilers for FNAF: https://youtu.be/YTlJ8WsgLro?si=_ZvT4ZxZwERQm0sV&t=1455]

I saw this, then my mind went to the LN protagonists and said 'What if there were (made up) sodas themed after them'? This idea left me temporarily, then came back stronger, so I decided to finally draw it. And with one of the FNAF SB characters having another flavour, albeit limited edition, I decided to give a limited edition flavour to the two most popular (and iconic) protags as well:

People are free to use these or draw them if they wish so long as I am given credit.

And for a way to 'promote' these on YouTube, I made this video that is a parody of Timimations' 'Six eats a lemon and dies':

Lastly, if these were real, which would you buy and why?