How Do I Explain To My Parents Who Are Asking Me, Who Are You Texting? That I Am Not Texting Anyone.

how do I explain to my parents who are asking me, “who are you texting?” that I am not texting anyone. I am simply smiling because I am reading Red Dwarf fanfiction. I have priorities.

shoutout post to some of my bestest awesomest red dwarf moots :3

@castiels-slinky for being my first actual friend in the red dwarf fandom :) YOU ARE SO SUPER EPIC AND I LOVE YAPPING WITH YOU! <3

@muetiverse for being my second actual friend in the red dwarf fandom! i love all the silly shitpost stuff you send me <3

@spotforme for being all around lovely and commenting stuff like this:

and also reblogs like this:

@a-literal-toaster-wtf for being awesome on tumblr and on tiktok to the extent that i reached out to you and was like 'hey your art is actually so amazing tysm for all contributions you've made to the red dwarf fandom!!! <3 keep making your awesome drawings bro, they're FABULOUS

@iiep-wop for leaving the sweetest smegging comments on my ao3 posts <3 i think some of my absolute favs are as follows:

@maslickonachlebik for all your lovely, wacky posts AND being the reason i discovered the smegadrive and got to make all of the lovely textposts i've done for this silly ahhh website :3

and of course to everyone else in the red dwarf fandom, you all are some of the loveliest people on the internet <3 i have literally never met a red dwarf fan that wasn't chill, funny, and all around wonderful :D i can't wait to keep meeting more of you and to keep on creating more content for this fandom!!!

this came to me in a vision

i have just spent the past week writing a fanfic about the red dwarf boys playing risk and if i EVER see a risk board again, i will flip it. i had to chart out 2 rounds worth of moves and i don't want to go on. anyway: shameless plug for the new fic!

this seemed fun so here we go! :D

oooo and now for the tagging part: @a-literal-toaster-wtf @castiels-slinky and anyone else on this silly platform or any of my other epic moots :D

tagged by @madscientist2739 :]

(starting a new chain bc it was quite long but here's the original post if u want to scroll through the polls)

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

tagging: @crystal-mouse @s-h-a-s-e @orangexmachina @andietries and anyone else who wants to! no pressure as always feel free to ignore :3