Let's Be Honest - At Least Two Of Them Are Bisexual, No Body Can Tell Me Otherwise, I Can Make A Whole

Let's be honest - at least two of them are bisexual, no body can tell me otherwise, I can make a whole post about their sexual oreintations headcanons and why is that.

Try me, world, T R Y M E

What I mean when I say im Bisexual:

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOODNESS WAIT ALL THE CHARACTER BLOGS SHOULD DO INBOX TRICK-OR-TREATING TOO

Nobody with at least DECENT teaste in man would pass on THIS

”Smash or pa-”

Smash.

CAN I BE PENELOPE!? PLS, I LOVE HER SONGS, I BEG OF YOU 😭😭🙏🙏

FUCK IT IM MAKING AN EPIC THE MUSICAL SONA AU MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Roles and who theyre taken by:

Odysseus: Ace (me because I say so)

Penelope:

Telemachus:

Eurylochus:

Polites:

Background crew:

Cyclops 1:

Cyclops 2:

Lotus eaters:

Zeus:

Athena:

Hermes:

Poseidon:

Aeolus:

Aeoluses lil gremlin dudes:

Circe:

Circes nymphs:

Prophet dude I forgotted his name:

Sirenelope:

Background Sirens:

Scylla:

Calypso:

Let me know anyone I forgot and Ill TOTALLY add them!!! Theres so many its hard to recall haha.

if me being odysseus is self centered I DONT CARE let me be pathetic man

One of these may already exist but oh well

ALSO THIS IS JUST FOR FUN NOT POPULARITY OR ANYTHING I JUST WANNA DO SILLIES

Reblog if your moots are just the best people to exist

I. . . I'm your Wife's Wife

WHEN DID YOU ADOPTED ME EVEN!?

FUCK IT IM MAKING AN EPIC THE MUSICAL SONA AU MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Roles and who theyre taken by:

Odysseus: Ace (me because I say so)

Penelope:

Telemachus:

Eurylochus:

Polites:

Background crew:

Cyclops 1:

Cyclops 2:

Lotus eaters:

Zeus:

Athena:

Hermes:

Poseidon:

Aeolus:

Aeoluses lil gremlin dudes:

Circe:

Circes nymphs:

Prophet dude I forgotted his name:

Sirenelope:

Background Sirens:

Scylla:

Calypso:

Let me know anyone I forgot and Ill TOTALLY add them!!! Theres so many its hard to recall haha.

if me being odysseus is self centered I DONT CARE let me be pathetic man

One of these may already exist but oh well

ALSO THIS IS JUST FOR FUN NOT POPULARITY OR ANYTHING I JUST WANNA DO SILLIES