Xie Lian Is Actually The Living Embodiment Of Murphy's Law (but Even Worse Somehow?) If You Think About

Xie Lian is actually the living embodiment of Murphy's Law (but even worse somehow?) if you think about it.

In his life, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. (And at the worst possible time. Idk how to explain this without giving spoilers so source: trust me bro)

If many things can go wrong, the thing that will go wrong is the one that will do the most damage. (And then for him then the little ones will go wrong like a domino too. Like the second he ascended to heaven for the third time, which was the worst case scenario for him in the first place, the clock, the bell and the palace also broke and he got into debt)

If everything seems to be going well, he has certainly overlooked something. (You know what I'm talking about. His first ascension to heaven and that bridge conversation "Body in abyss, heart in paradise." thing were not as harmless as they seemed. )

people fighting whether they are team guy 1 or team guy 2 in a love triangle:

me who ships them together (✨enemies to lovers style ✨): my goals are beyond your understanding 💅

how to use tumblr:

- follow the gimmick blogs. thats literally it they reblog good shit

- I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, reblog posts (dont just like them thats lame.)

- there is no algorithm.

- interact with people!!! SEND ASKS (SEND ME ASKS SEND ME ASKS)

- when blocking porn bots, mark them as spam instead of sexual content. i read somewhere on here that gets rid of them faster

- check trending every now and then to see whats going on. bonus points if spn is trending (its the only way i get news)

- get involved in fandom! thats the whole site

- make sure you are having fun :)

- hydrate

- who cares if you have followers? nobody. this is no mans land baby! live like its 2010 but 10 years later!

- if you’re really new, customise your profile. people might think ur a bot if u dont. u will get blocked

- nobody cares what you reblog. if you want to reblog 20 billion posts about loki then do it! its your blog!!!

- spread positive vibes. be nice. its not that hard.

- no ai.

- go read some yaoi nerd

- use tags, at least on original posts

- use gifs

- if you make a post and somebody reblogs your post and you like their reblog? you just liked your own post lol

- don’t like, don’t read/interact. same goes for ao3 and literally anything else. its not worth your time babe move on.

me n the gang on tumblr:

do you know what's the most hilarious thing about mdzs?

all of it, like literally all of it,

all the way from the fight beneath the moonlight to shijie's death,

to the betrayals and bloodsheds and rabbits and chickens and donkeys...

it ALL happened right in front of Jin Ling's uncle.