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The Sassy Marquess

A blog about colony management simulators apparently nowadays. Used to do some fan stuff back in the day, but haven't in a long time. Mostly about Dwarf Fortress right now. Might also feature Oxygen Not Included or Deep Rock Galactic

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So Glad Someone Had The Same Thought On Seeing This. Makes Me Wonder If It Works Similarly To The Current

So glad someone had the same thought on seeing this. Makes me wonder if it works similarly to the current planepacked bug? Were either of these cooked in a guild hall or other location?

the most expensive single[-ish] item in my current fort is a TWELVE-HUNDRED-SERVING persimmon roast that has so many ingredients it takes three full scrolls to look at them all

The Most Expensive Single[-ish] Item In My Current Fort Is A TWELVE-HUNDRED-SERVING Persimmon Roast That

it's worth five and a half million dwarfbucks

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More Posts from Thesassymarquess

6 years ago

in an accidental one-sided reveal

Ladybug: Adrien?

Chat Noir, detransformed: Quick, act dumb!

Adrien: Who the hell is Adrien?

Adrien, internally: Not that dumb!!!

6 years ago
Imagine Adriens Horror When He Wakes Up The Next Day And Realizes SOMEHOW A Picture Of Him Blepping Was
Imagine Adriens Horror When He Wakes Up The Next Day And Realizes SOMEHOW A Picture Of Him Blepping Was
Imagine Adriens Horror When He Wakes Up The Next Day And Realizes SOMEHOW A Picture Of Him Blepping Was

Imagine Adrien’s horror when he wakes up the next day and realizes SOMEHOW a picture of him blepping was put in the media.

6 years ago

Adrien: oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers

Nino: please just say fuck

10 months ago

I was going to suggest on the OP’s post how to *stop* the children playing in the trenches with the corpses, until reading through the reboots made me realize how funny it was. This one though, I felt the pain of, as I also had a 9 month campaign against giants birds that were slaughtering my peasants when I lived in a savage biome. The birds ruined trade caravans, slaughtered a dozen peasants and a few soldiers, and ultimately left me so demoralized I abandoned the world save until Adventure Mode came out, when I retired it. Apparently the military complex I made in my effort to combat the birds was then hijacked by the king when I left the fort, who turned it into a war machine of conquest and has since begun a war with 2 goblin kingdoms and 2 Dwarven kingdoms simultaneously. This fort was the ONLY REAL SETTLEMENT this faction had and its now a war machine decimating goblins and dwarves alike.

And I didn’t find this out until I started a new fort after a bit of screwing around in Adventure Mode, and went “Why is everyone at war with me?” And then discovered it was because my old fort launched about 8 “conquer and occupy” missions a year

I don't know what kids out there need to here this but

PLEASE STOP PLAYING MAKE BELIEVE IN MY TRENCHES! Goblins could appear at ANY MOMENT and every second you spend there is a second we're unprepared for their arrival!


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