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I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

Just hooked up with a fellow ADHDer and we kept distracting each other from fucking by talking about random topics this has never happened to me before lmao

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

can't believe I nearly forgot to share this

Kissing your back and shoulders while I’m deep inside you throbbing.

Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all

babe wake up! new booktok nsfw censorship term just dropped

appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.

my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.

Happy Halloween the 1st!! 🎃🕸🕷☠️💀👻

Started wearing a necklace and I feel like it actually wears me.

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got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

Calling cumming "finishing" is fine and all but like...we are not finished though. The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you. Sit back down.

the cucks have unionized

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is