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thesevenstarfoxes
Just someone who likes to think about things

English is not my first language, so please ignore the mistakes. musicals, disney, bridgerton,greek miths, random

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Title slide that reads "The Bats As Actual Bats: An Authoritative Series of Headcanons" in comic sans font. The title is surrounded by pictures of ten different species of bats.
Text on the slide reads "Alfred: Mexican free-tailed bats. good parent bats! can find their own pups in a colony of millions. slow the spread of diseases by eating mosquitos—keep everyone healthy! the agricultural industry would collapse without them, just as the batfam would collapse without alfred. " Photographs show a long-tailed brown bat resting on a wall with hundreds of bat pups. Comics screenshots show Alfred Pennyworth helping an injured Bruce and receiving a Happy Mother's Day card from Dick.
The text on the slide reads "Bruce: vampire bat. no, not because everyone thinks batman is a vampire or bc irl billionaires are actual vampires vampire bats are super altruistic! if a member of their colony is too sick to go out and feed, another vampire bat will share their food with them when parent vampire bats leave the roost, their babies cling to them and come with vampire bats will also adopt orphaned pups, proof that bruce’s adoption addiction is a result of his latent vampirical tendencies" Photographs show a small, gray-brown bat. Comics screenshots show Bruce as Batman carrying a child, shielding Nightwing from gunfire, and eating a hamburger with Jason.
Text on the slide reads "Babs: Australian ghost bat. one of the most intelligent species of bat have unusually good hearing, eyesight, and echolocative abilities—they see, hear, and sense everything! mentorship is very important—older bats teach the younger ones to hunt do not hibernate—always on the job!" Photographs show a white bat with pink skin and a nose leaf. Comics screenshots show Barbara Gordon sparring with Cassandra Cain and typing on her computer.
Text on slide reads "Dick: Spotted bat. look at the spotted bat’s ears now look at discowing’s collar i rest my case spotted bats are also exceptionally fast and fly unusually high!! they’re good climbers and can fit in tiny spaces have families, but mostly hunt alone in their own territory" Two photographs of the spotted bat show it as a black and white bat with gigantic ears. Comics screenshots show Dick Grayson jumping through the air as Robin and wearing his high-collared Discowing uniform.
Text on slide reads "camouflage masters! blend in super well with surroundings extremely resourceful and adaptable—can survive almost any environment and temperature unique system of communicating consume half their weight in insects every night also i love them. so very much." Photographs show a yellow-tan bat. Comics screenshots show Cassandra Cain eating a massive pile of food, wearing a homemade costume, and hiding in the shadows.
Text on slide reads "Jason: new guinea big-eared bat. this bat was supposed to have gone extinct in 1890 then, in 2014, it turned out to still be alive! similarly, jason todd was supposed to have been dead since 1988 then he came back in 2005! and it turned out he’d been alive pretty much all along a+ hide and seek champions, the both of them." Photographs of the bat show a small, smiling brown bat with a nose leaf. A comics screenshot shows a small Jason Todd as Robin. A screenshot from the lego Batman Family Matters movie shows Jason angrily asking Bruce "you told them I was dead?"
Text on slide reads "Steph: evening bat. very chatty and social communicate with other bats about food sources do not usually enter caves (or the Cave), but sometimes will if others are there coexist well with humans—get along with everyone!" Photographs of the bat show it as a small, brown animal. Comics screenshots show Stephanie Brown looking through binoculars on a stakeout with Damian Wayne and laughing with Cassandra Cain.
Text on slide reads "Tim: chapin’s free-tailed bat. This is self-explanatory." There are three pictures of chapin's free-tailed bat, a small brown bat with a massive, mohawk-like crop of hair on its forehead. Three pictures of Tim Drake show him with similarly tall, spiky hair."
Text on slide reads "Duke: Blyth's horsehoe bat. the horseshoe bats of tioman island are unique because they hunt in broad daylight initially, scientists assumed this was to avoid natural predators but no!!! there are still avian predators in the daytime!!! turns out these bats just have no fear of god or anything else also, yellow!" The photographs of the bat show it as a bright, yellow-gold animal with a nose leaf. Comics screenshots show Duke Thomas in his yellow costume.
Text on slide reads "Damian: spotted winged fruit bat. smol!!! the smallest megabats in the world vegetarian—eat fruit, pollen, and nectar highly protective of both their territory and their family members surprisingly strong for small size" The photographs of the bat show a small black bat with white spots on its wings. Comics screenshots show Damian Wayne dressed as Robin standing beside Batcow and lurking in a high-up crevice.

Anyone who knows me knows that my two hyperfixations are bats (the animals) and the Bats (the superheroes), and in my opinion, more oft should the two meet in twain! Anyways, this presentation is my magnum opus and I've run out of real-life people to foist it upon, so please enjoy.

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