OK Y'all, Update Time! I Caught Something Truly Awful This Weekend And I Slept For Basically 3 Days.

OK y'all, update time! I caught something truly awful this weekend and I slept for basically 3 days. I'm mending, but all my art and fanfiction dreams are currently distilling on the shelf like Uncle Four's wine until I no longer feel I've got corpse poisoning. Kthxbyeeeeee <3

Reminder to self:

Your writing seems boring and predictable because 

You wrote it

You’ve read it like eight million times.

A person who has never read it before does not have this problem. 

My wife: Are you writing? Me: Yeah. I've got like 4 pages. Her: Good! Yay! Me: But it's weird.... Her: Oh yeah? Me: There's like no dialogue, it's weird. Her: Is it? Me: Yeah, I don't write like this, I don't get it. But like, the first chapter is expressing how he is a kind of loner and deep in bachelor-dom. It's analogous to his Burial Mounds era, I guess.

I love all y'all poll takers. Thank you for your votes!

You ever just be writing something and decide "nope, I am not going to bother to explain this relationship?" Like.. in my recent fanfic I am working on "They're brothers, your honor" but don't have the same parents. No mention of adopted or adoption anywhere to be found, thanks.

I have like 6k words on three different fics and no idea how to do chapters... Like... where is the breaking point? Who knows? Not me....