But No Yeah Lets Have The Conversation:

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website" Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on" Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules" Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it" Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

Omg I love

Dpxbatman prompt: Jason is finally being legally integrated back into society, but due to the cover story the court in charge of his case mandates that he spend a minimum of a month going to a support group for people dealing with near death experiences.

Jason thought that he'd just have to sit through boring group meetings for a month as he lied through his teeth.

But somehow Bruce had found the one support group in America that was perfect for his sons needs.

'The life after death support group'

What was worse was that Jason was now forced half way across the country to attend a support group in a nowhere town called amity Park for a whole month.

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Danny had no clue why he was here.

Scratch that he knew perfectly well why he was here, his sister had somehow convinced him to at least attend the first meeting of the support group she'd set up.

Who would even attend such a unique and weirdly specific support group?

Danny had no clue, but he decided to take jazz up on her offer, to at the very least show support for his sister on one her weird ventures.

Besides if he found the meeting to be boring or uncomfortable as he suspects it will be he could just leave right?, it's not like he was legally obligated to attend anyway.

the twitter migrants complaining about the way tumblr functions are so funny because they will say things like "you mean i have to FOLLOW people? i dont get posts spoon fed to me by an algorithm???" like yeah these are positives on an unrelated note is your attention span doing alright

Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

people love to compliment tiktok's algorithm on how good it is at showing them updates to videos they'd seen in the past but tumblr, man. tumblr doesn't even need an algorithm. it's just a bunch of nosy ass people spreading around the information and it is almost always a reliable system. if i see a post on tuesday the update will come around on my dash by friday without fail

#💥😅 apparently I accidentally just blew someone up #hope it wasn't someone's pet

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨