Coming Into A Fandom Late

Coming into a fandom late

You can only reblog this today.

Crack Assassin's Creed idea, it's about Desmond waking up after he dies. He goes around the country for a little bit, doing the whole lost soul thing. When he comes across a bar and makes friends with a guy there after a bar brawl. Des gives the guy a fake name. And the guy is from the local mafia and offers him a job in the mafia.

Des accepts, thinking he'll try it out for a while, and disappear if he doesn't like it.

The longer he stays the more he likes it there. The mafia reminds him of Ezio's Brotherhood. He likes it, and he gets along well with everyone. And the mafia is not just in that town, they are across the world. And set up quite similar to the Brotherhood.

Des is a little suspicious, but no one knows what he is talking about. So, he lets it slide, thinking he is just paranoid from the last couple of years.

Until one day the mafia brings some creates in, a fight breaks out. At the end of the fight, Des breaks the create.

Turns out the create had a chemical in there, makes someone tell the truth for the next 24 hours. One of the mafia people make a joke, and Des accidentally spills he is from the Brotherhood.

The mafia freaks out, because holy shit Fred, you brought one of the modern day assassins here!?!?! And Des freaks out, because wait you know what that is?!?!? What do you mean modern day assassin!?!?

Just about when they are going to 'take care' of Desmond. With everyone there spilt down the middle on what they should do. Des tells them his real name and curse Minerva and Juno about this fucking bullshit and something about his ancestors suffering because of it.

And everyone stops and stares at him. The guy that was about to kill him, looks at Fred and said.

"Well danm Auditore, looks like the famous Desmond does exist. And here I thought if anyone could find him, it would be Ezio or Altair."

WHAT!?!?!?

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.