thetelekineticfrog

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I don't think I'm up to explaining the time zone stuff here, but where I live it's always 2:49 am.

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thetelekineticfrog

4 months ago

Swifties need to embrace the true light

The light of the lamb, conduit to great power and promised liberator of the one who waits below.

headline from The Onion: "Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic"
accompanied by picture of Taylor Swift

Y'ALL 😭😭😭

Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was not even charismatic. “Typically, the cult leaders I study are highly persuasive individuals with magnetic personalities—Ms. Swift, however, presents a unique case,” said cult expert and psychologist Professor Marion Douglass, who called it “bizarre” that so many young, impressionable women had pledged their devotion to the artist when there were so many other personalities out there who were leagues more magnetic. “She’s managed to amass these so-called Swifties without a drop of charm. It can’t be her doctrine they’re drawn to, because that is not particularly inspiring either. We know these followers would kill for her, but the question is, why?” Douglass went on to hypothesize that perhaps Swift was blackmailing her followers with sordid details of their personal lives she had obtained through fan letters.

The Onion

Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic

NEW YORK—Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was no

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unreality satire anti taylor swift anti swifties the onion the onion don't miss cult of the lamb Cult of the lamb reference

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thetelekineticfrog

3 months ago

so I had an idea. And it's been at least three months since I decided to post it here so I may as well get on that.

So like

Pokemon mystery dungeon protagonist gets turned into a Zorua (partially for plot reasons and partially because they are my favorite pokemon methinks), and keeps their memories.

Now due to the innate Zorua illusion powers, keeping their memories, and knowing the back of their hand like the back of their hand (heh) (but of course, they know their whole body not just hands)

Well, they just create an illusion of their body by just expecting it to be there before even noticing anything is wrong.

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I'm just gonna put op's tags here as they are basicly part of what they're saying And they would have no experience with using illusions so they would not know how to make it break less easily and once it breaks have no i to fix it All the pmd games I am aware of have partner there before you wake up so they would know protag is a Zorua before they do And if the “humans show up before catastrophe and save the world” phenomenon is a well known thing People (maybe including partner) may think this is just a silly Zorua prank and not belive protag is a human If you know something like this that already exists please tell me If you want to write this I encourage you to do so I might but will not foe the foreseeable future writing prompt Pokemon writing prompt pmd explorers pokemon pokemon zorua — pkmn ♥︎ pokemon mystery dungeon pmd zorua pokemon writing pokemon fic pokemon faller signal boost seriously this fic is so good or?? yknow Would/will be I have a hard time putting thoughts on paper but someone

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thetelekineticfrog

4 months ago

ALERT ALERT HOLY SHIT THE HELLTAKER CREATOR DREW KIKURI HIROI

https://twitter.com/vanripperart/status/1625173318851563520?s=20&t=GquWVWEWVxv_D_gKDpzo0g

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NO idea who this is but the arts good someone else's art

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thetelekineticfrog

3 months ago

How should I know I've never even- wait.

reblog if you’re one of them queers 💪💪💪

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thetelekineticfrog

4 months ago

If your boss won't let you evacuate: Convince as many coworkers as you can to all leave together & contact us right away

You have the right to organize & leave an unsafe worksite. If they're not bluffing & still try to fire you after the storm, we'll help you fight it https://t.co/Wy1FNIzw65

— Emergency Workplace Organizing Committee (EWOC) (@organizeworkers) October 8, 2024

Thought I would share this here. Image is a clickable link that will take you to the account that posted it! ID in alt text. If anyone wants to pop it out, feel free.

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Need to spread the information Skeleton leaving meme

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