I Fell Asleep In My Chair In The Living Room. Wanna Know How I Just Got Woken Up?

I fell asleep in my chair in the living room. Wanna know how I just got woken up?

Dad, in his room: "[my name]!"

Mom, in the kitchen: "She's asleep!"

In the process of trying to go back to sleep, mom proceeded to make as much noise as possible while making tacos for dinner

Thunder sounded with the promise of rain.

So why the hell did I get hail?!?!

Reminding y’all (and present Silver) that MVA!Shadow has no idea what an “LGBT” even is despite being both AroAce and Agender.

Original joke

I'mma go disappear for a little while. Not to sleep or anything! I'm perfectly insane, thank you.

I'm very behind on some stories, so I need to go work on those.

Anyway

Did I just spend three paragraphs talking about a dragons? Yes, yes I did