The Squad That Technically Doesnt Even Exist

The Squad that technically doesn’t even exist

Y'all ever just hear the capitalisation of letters when someone is speaking?

I had another shift lined up at this venue on the 24th. Earlier this morning, they took me off of it with no explanation. I went to the app to see if there were any other shifts I could pick up because I kinda need the money, and guess what shift is open!

If I get a call to cover that shift on the 24, I'mma be pissed (and I'll tell them "no" because they shouldn't have taken me off if they wanted me there anyway)

I got yelled at for my uniform.

Manager L said it was fine for today because she asked me to come in so last minute, but said this is the last time I can wear it because it's not conforment with the uniform code.

Black pants, orange shirt tucked in, company or venue specific baseball hat, comfortable shoes.

My shoes are fine, but I can't wear my "sun hat" (it's my sister's cowboy hat) even though it's a solid colour; I can't tuck my shirt into my pants because it's a sensory issue for me, so I twist and tuck it under itself, but I have a black shirt under it so my stomach isn't showing; We're allowed to wear knee-length shorts, but I only have biker shorts, so I wear black leggings underneath so that I meet the uniform and keep cool with pockets.

Idk. I think it's fine, but that's because I've been getting away with it for 3 years, but they're apparently cracking down on everyone to follow the uniform to a T.

I think it's crap, but that's because everyone else is 15-20 years older than me (minus the students and like, 5 others who match my age)

The HRT slime girl offers you a gift of one(1) estrogen.

Do you accept?

Do I read or do I write?

Trick question!

I'm illiterate

When my mom went to the store earlier, I told her to pick up a pigeon off the street and bring it home for me.

She brought me home Cheez-It socks instead.

I'm not complaining. I love my new socks