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I Have A Very Not Normal Way Of Remembering My Cardinal Directions.

I have a very not normal way of remembering my cardinal directions.

I was raised on Never Eat Soggy Waffles, but I could never figure out which way each word pointed. Until, that is, I drilled into my head that the front door to my house faces the sunset, meaning that Never (North) is the way my bedroom window faces, Eat (East) is where the backdoor is, Soggy (South) is the kitchen window, and Waffles (West) is my front door.

Who needs a compass when I can remember the sunset?

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