Meanwhile During The Filming Of "A Hard Day's Night"....

Meanwhile during the filming of "A Hard Day's Night"....

A friend once gave me this Russian bootleg vinyl of Help! and I just now realised that they not only rearranged The Beatles on the cover, but made weird new versions of them… and now it just gets funnier the longer I look at it. Especially Ringo (but hey he seems happier).

That sword doesn’t belong to you

the long awaited...

jk no one asked but i delivered

key:

fluff - ✨ smut - 💦 angst - ☁️ hurt/comfort - 🌿 crack - 💥

updated: 4/14/20

one-shots

blind love - 💦✨

Your boyfriend needs a confidence boost and you know just the way to do it.

embraceable you - 💦✨

Ringo kisses you, soft and sweet, taking his time exploring your mouth. Your hand comes up to rake through his fluffy hair and it’s innocent, really, until you drag your nails slightly over the nape of his neck and he shudders—and before you can react, Ringo’s got you underneath him.

twist and shout - 💦

Ringo tries to make you come before the others get back from their lunch break.

headcanons

teddy boy ringo makes it kinda hard for you to focus on stage

lingerie shopping with ringo ;)

series

the most dangerous game | ch 1 -

A string of gruesome deaths across London makes you suspect foul play. Your dear friend Doctor Richard Starkey is more than happy to play Watson, the infamous Lennon-McCartney duo is hot on your tails for their next best-selling headline, and there is something… off about that strange, quiet Professor of History, George Harrison. Everybody’s got something to hide and things are about to take a turn for the interesting.

one-shots

love in bloom - ✨

“I’m probably not making a lot of sense at all, am I— but do you get it?” “Yeah.” George does. He knows exactly what you mean. He also knows, suddenly, that he has loved you since the day you met.  

fools on a hill - ✨

From childhood friends to fellow Beatles, George and you seem to have lived your whole lives under this tree. You wouldn’t have it any other way.

it’s all right - ✨🌿

It’s been a long, cold, lonely… day. George is here to help, even though his hands are too damn cold.

headcanons/blurbs

george and male reader, time travel au ☁️✨

female reader time travel au (drive my car au lol) 

george coming home to you in lingerie 💦

dad! george being a softie with your baby ✨

trying to pluck george’s eyebrows hehe ✨

one-shots

hold me tight - 💦✨

John’s other hand is sliding, sliding down to cup your warmth—and then he’s stroking your folds and you arch against his chest. “Now, tell me.” John nuzzles at the column of your throat. “Is it the bath, or are you wet for me?”

petrichor - 

You can feel his hesitation. Usually, John pushes into the apartment, announcing his arrival with a fling of his coat. Today, the door never hits the wall. His footsteps halt the moment he steps across the threshold. Probably because he can hear your ugly sobs all the way down the hallway. 

headcanons

teddy boy john and square reader in high school 

being john’s flower child gf ✨

getting into an argument with touch-starved john 🌿

you get into a bad car accident and john tears himself up over it ☁️☁️

comforting john after his mom passes ☁️🌿

you get a teddy makeover and surprise john ;)

one-shots

warm - ✨

it’s the middle of the night and your favorite beatle has a weak but irresistable excuse for cuddling

hello, goodbye - ☁️

For a moment, he stands atop the stairs and just watches as you walk away, knowing that your sunny smiles will never be meant for him.

goodbye, hello - ✨

sequel to hello, goodbye; “He’s only got eyes for you.” John’s gaze softens as he leans in, voice sincere. “Look, ‘m not saying you have to like Paul or go out with him or anything. But you’ve got to tell him how you feel, all straight like, or else he’ll always be on your hook. That boy’s got a pretty face and a thick skull.”

the way you look - 💦

Your plan to seduce Paul goes awry when all four of the Beatles find you naked on the couch one night. The sight of you gets Paul awfully possessive, and he’s determined to show the others just who you belong to. (spinoff)

lonesome tonight - ✨

You’re drunk and oh so pretty wearing that little dress. Paul doesn’t know what to do with you. 

headcanons/blurbs

70s paul and younger reader

paul and virgin reader!! 💦

touch-starved paul ✨

being paul’s little sister (platonic)

paul making you cry :( ☁️🌿

eating a popsicle in… a certain way… to tease poor paulie 💦

being married to paul and being unable to keep your hands off of each other 💦

riding mcbeardy paul in the bathtub  💦✨

paul can’t help feeling protective over you in that mini skirt,,,

you drunkenly mistake paul for george ☁️

paul always writes his love songs about you ✨

series

the professor au

don’t be cruel - 💦 

You come to class in the shortest little skirt and Professor Lennon is so distracted he can barely teach. Afterwards, he tries taking matters into his own hands… only to be interrupted by the very subject of his fantasy.

two of us - 💦 💦 

Nothing could have prepared Paul for what he sees when he opens the door. There are papers all over the floor, as though someone had swept them all off in a hurry. But that’s not what catches his eye. It’s the sight of you, bent over the desk so prettily on your elbows while John fucks you from behind.

* ~ * ~ *

that’s the way the cookie crumbles - 💥 one | two 

beatle reader and john start a prank war. they have no idea what’s in store for them…

five’s a crowd ( a collab with @spaceyantique​ ! ) - 💥 one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | TBC!

You’re two seconds away from strangling John, three from a total breakdown over midterms. Paul won’t stop using up all the hot water in the mornings and George is determined to beat him there one way or another, godammit. Ringo doesn’t deserve this clusterfuck. And you all live together in a shitty, shitty apartment. 

one-shots

oh! darling - 

backstage on the England leg of your tour, you meet the four Liverpool boys of your dreams

drive my car - 💥

You’re a good driver, you swear. So it’s absolutely, definitely not your fault when four men appear out of nowhere in the road like that.

all our loving - 💦 

The boys find you naked on the couch, waiting for Paul to come home. Fortunately, Paul’s more than willing to share…

all things must pass - ☁️

Moving on is easy. The hardest part is finding a reason to stay.

please please me - 💦

You’ve never given a blowjob before. Luckily, the boys are more than willing to teach you.

headcanons/blurbs

april fools crack fest 💥💥 (basically a bunch of crack requests i did!)

the boys with chubby reader ✨

what lingerie they would like on you ;)

how each beatle would propose! ✨✨✨

getting drunk with the beebles and the shenanigans that follow ✨

they comfort you after a nightmare  🌿

you accidentally take an aphrodisiac… 💦 

the boys cheer you up when you’re feeling insecure about your body 🌿✨

accidentally flashing john and paul

and they were quARANTINED - 💥

George takes a shit. Ringo braves a trip to the tescos and loses a bit of his soul. John harrasses the general public and Paul’s just trying to get them home before they kill each other. All while a virus tears the world apart.

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