Thfckhappened - Watching

This is what I imagine epilogue Jerry sounds like

And this song is just Jerry to me

No reason behind this post just wanted to share tbh

(btw someone I've followed since I got into this fandom followed me back and I might die over it)

Here's a head canon of mine: all of the clubs parents actually love/prefer Jerry (except his own) like Pete and joshes moms love him cuz he's skinny and can eat like hell and when the club goes over to joshes and Joshes mom only seems happy to see Jerry and offers him some treats and stuff but I think this is more obvious with Pete's ma cuz she will like buy candy and stuff specifically for him when he comes over and encourages Pete to hang out with Jerry to the point were she has invited him to dinner (and Pete's brothers still make fun of him for this saying stuff like "it was sooo bice to meet your bf" and shit) but there Jerry met the only parent that doesn't like him Pete's dad and he's never invited again, I think this could also be a reason they meet in bills basement at night yea it has space and stuff but they also don't want Jerry around there parents

i want to beat bill dickey with a lead pipe

here are some nicknames riot has for the club cuz I think I'm hilarious

Jerry: jer bear, lil guy, lil one, bidi bidi bidi boy, Jerry tit strokes, tit us, white Jerome, tweak twink, Luigi

Pete: short stack, gore whore, pasta sauce, wrong way by sublime, can, diznutszio, Petey, P.D, who a touch my spuget 🤌🏻, Mario

Bill: bitch, if I see him in the streets, nails on a chalkboard incarnate, he who should not be named, ick, human garbage, no bitches (mockingly)

Josh: big guy, bud, super size,DAMN, no bitches (😔), pity party, that one that always just has an air of depression