What A Nice Backpack Sure Hope Nothing Bad Happens To Him Like Getting Teleported To Compete In A Show

what a nice backpack sure hope nothing bad happens to him like getting teleported to compete in a show when he's biking home from work, that'd suck wouldn't it

wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and "outcast" groups who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation anyway let me know your thoughts in the poll below

will wood fans when your favorite song is i/me/myself and not a song called Al Gore Mortis/Funky Dory (A Song About Bugs and The Inevitable Heat Death of the Universe) [Feat Feetpics] that you can only watch via an unlisted youtube video recorded shakily on a nokia phone

elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now

little thing i made for a background of a stupid silly roblox game

I PROMISE if you found me from drawception i'll draw my silly stickman critters later i pROMISE!!

oh my god

Look how bad this colour scheme for this new shiny Pokemon is