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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

Interactions that probably happened in California at least once

why did I just see a debate about whether shotgunning “even gets you high” as if shotgunning isn’t first and foremost about making it gay with you friends ?????? get a grip

I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

y’all hear about this shit

you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social

I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

your loudest barista should shout out the names. do not give this task to your quietest barista who breathes out the names like morning dew gracing the leaves

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

was about to post "would it be easier for the fandom types to learn geography if the countries were anime boys they could ship" and then i remembered

I love speed runners

The Rocky Horror Metal Show 🥀

my contribution to the masc hypno genre

Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

The whole damn state works for the feds