Druid Leader: We Noticed You Never Call Your Servant By His True Name

druid leader: we noticed you never call your servant by his true name

arthur, slowly like he's speaking to a toddler: you mean merlin? pretty sure merlin only has one true name and that name is merlin

merlin, sweating profusely: maybe we should just go?

druid leader: no, i meant his true name

druid leader: emrys

arthur: look, i know what you meant, i've heard it more than enough from you people. you don't get to say it and neither do i and honestly how dare you

merlin, looking like he's about to faint: what

arthur: so no, i won't call merlin by his deadname–

Just looked up from a Merlin fanfic and saw someone wearing a hoodie that said “eat sleep destiny repeat” and I’m NOT okay-

Morgana looking for Emrys

After extensive research, you realized Batman’s greatest secret…No matter how much trouble this one person is in, the Caped Crusader never comes to his aid. Therefore, you figure that Batman must really hate Bruce Wayne for some reason.

AHDOSJFKRN YES

Merlin, but the triple goddess itself appears and treats Merlin as her baby.

Our ability: We unlock the ability to ability!

-Keefe Sencen, probably

PFFFFT THE ENDING

One of Cendred's men: We have come to take a certain.... Merlin back to Essetir

King Arthur: why?

C-man: Cendred has ordered that all magical creatures that were born in Essetir have to be brought to the castle, to either be killed or tamed.

Arthur: and what has that to do with Merlin? He's not exactly a Killer.... Let alone a tamer

C-man: Well.... According to my notes....

*frowns*

Arthur: what!?

C-man: he has been classified as a magical creature, Sire.

(Merlin: OwO)