Youre Telling Me Lana Del Rey Just Got Married On A Random Thursday Afternoon On A Boat Dock To An Alligator

you’re telling me lana del rey just got married on a random thursday afternoon on a boat dock to an alligator tour guide in lousiana and told no one

xxx, vivian

when you finish the most perfect book ever created and now life has no purpose and you're depressed.

xxx, megan

they hate it when you serve girl and boy friends who cannot let each other go. just get married already

xxx, megan

giving out free chill pills by the way they taste like those publix sugar cookies and are pink. take a chill pill! nobody likes a damsel in distress.

xxx, vivian

you ever look at a guy and think, damn, we are so getting married.

xxx, megan

i love staying up past 2am every night. i am literally just a girl!

xxx,sephora