This Sounds Like A Threat.

This sounds like a threat.

Also, you're probably a lot closer to your nearest local walrus than you realize.

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

Very sad that now that Harrow has been eliminated we'll never have Harrow vs Nona

Adoption poll round 1 match 24

Nona (The Locked Tomb)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Propaganda under the cut

Nona (The Locked Tomb) Propaganda

She is 19 years old but also 4.5 billion years old and also 6 months old. She has escaped from barbie jail on Pluto (long story) and has amnesia. She loves all dogs, but especially loves Noodle who has six legs and is king of dogs in secret. She likes eating sand, marker lids and luscious green vegetation and she does NOT like scrambled eggs because she has sensory issues and they are gross. She is not allowed to eat sand, marker lids or luscious green vegetation and she HAS to finish her scrambled eggs because she needs the protein. She cannot read but she is fluent in every single language that exists including body language. She is part of a gang with her friends from school. Her friends are called Hot Sauce, Born in the Morning, beautiful Ruby, honesty and Kevin. She thinks flowers are sexy and likes having agony aunt columns read to her. She’s only had two tantrums in her life and she can’t even remember them so you can’t hold that against her. Just about everyone who meets her wants to adopt her, and she was adopted by three people in two bodies but we can adopt her too because she has plenty of love to go round and honestly she kinda needs the supervision. Or she’ll eat sand.

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Nona is getting ready to celebrate her birthday and she wants to invite every dog she's seen in the city. She knows every language. She likes to swim and touch the jellyfish that nobody else can touch because they kill you. She's in a gang with some of the other kids at school. Her family's not sure who she is. The rebellion wants to use her. So does the empire. She's got a crush on one of the rebels. She kisses the emperor's daughter. She's dying. All she wants is a birthday present. Nona loves you.

Pollrunner note: whoever wrote these propaganda deserves a medal 🏅 🏅

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) Propaganda

Feral child left to take care of himself and his brother at a young age. Cannot stop uncovering government corruption

watched an old Doctor Who called “Hand of Fear” and thought “ooo what could that title mean” and then it turned out to just be literal hand that was scary

If you love long-form dramas that have tonnes of characters and lots of lower-stakes episodes but where every single episode contributes to the story arc of every season have you considered watching sports

the "you're so gay" line is good because it's important that rose ascends from casual homophobia to being in a polycule with the two queerest dudes on tv in 2005