Steph And Charlotte Bonding Over Their Boyfriends Being Silly Dorks.

Steph and Charlotte bonding over their boyfriends being silly dorks.

Like one day both bros bring home their girlfriend, and it stems into the girls bonding with each other instead of hanging out with their respective spankoffski.

OOH AND-

the two are fighting over which of their boyfriends is cuter. All four are sitting together and the ladies keep throwing out cute things about their boyfriends, like:

"Pete writes me really sappy poetry"

"My Teddy makes me coffee every morning"

"My boyfriend is scared of spiders so he asks me to get rid of 'em if he sees one"

"Mine blushes whenever we snuggle, which is practically all the time now."

"Well mine snorts if you tickle him behind his knees~"

"Hehehehe, mine does that too-"

And the boys are just like "both of you need to stOP-"

KSVWNWVDK OMG YEEEEES! Peter wants to do a cute lil double date but Ted’s like “ok but only at home. I don’t wanna be seen on a double date with fuckin’ high schoolers like some loser.” So they both check with their girls to see if they’re down & both Char & Steph are excited to meet the other! & at first it’s going well but they’re slowly ignoring Pete & Ted more & more until it’s a conversation just for the girlies ✨

But the camaraderie ends when Steph mentions how she “got the cuter Spankoffski” & Charlotte’s like BITCH WHAT YOU SAY but of course she’d never say that, especially to such a nice young lady but she snidely corrects her that she’s dating the cuter brother. & Peter & Ted just give each other the side eye because they both know that this can’t end well. Peter was gonna interject but Ted stops him because he wants to see where this goes. & he thinks Charlotte is hot when she gets worked up

But uh oh they waited too long to step in & now they can’t get a word in edgewise because Steph & Charlotte are going back & forth too fast for them to cut them off & everything they say just leaves them flustered & speechless. & they do protest but it’s just incoherent noises & indignant choking

But then they bring up how ticklish their boyfriends are & both Ted & Peter are like “oKAY THAT’S ENOUGH!” & they have the same blush & everything nxbsmsb

& then Charlotte & Steph mention how they’re blushing the same shade of pink & they both curl in on themselves & hide their faces & it’s so fucking cute & funny because they’re so in sync! & then because they’re both flustered & huffy they decide that they need to test just how similar the brothers really are 😏

Ted & Peter agree that they should never have a double date again meanwhile Steph & Char are like “OMG this was so fun we HAVE to do this again!” “Same time next week?”

The Spankoffski bros never know peace again, but tbh they wouldn’t have it any other way

Yeah and the wilbur x wiggly fic is...pretty mid I'm sorry to say. No offense to the author.

It doesn't use any of the cool things you can do with them

Damn that’s sad to hear, but sometimes that’s the way it is. There’s just some fics that really don’t vibe with you, & that’s ok! It’s literally impossible to like everything, but when pickings are slim, you want to love it so bad

There’s such endless potential with where you could take a fic with these two! Angsty, fluffy, spicy, plot heavy, the sky is the limit!

But I’d love to see the extent of Wiggly’s eldritch horror powers & Wilbur being a sleazy bastard doing his bidding & then they kiss

Hi! I’m quite new to this fandom but I thought I’d drop an ask! Do you have any tk headcanons for if Paul, Emma and Richie lived together? I feel like they’d make such a cute weird little family. Thanks!

Omg hi & welcome to the fandom!

So if Richie were to live with Uncle Paul & Emma it would mean that something either happened to his parents, or maybe they left the country on a business trip or even missionary work. Any way you justify it, he’s still young & needs to live with a trusted guardian, & that just so happens to be Paul

Paul is so awkward & nervous at first because he wants to make sure that Richie feels right at home, so he lowkey hovers & acts like Regina George’s mom & Emma’s like “chill bro he’s your nephew not the king”

Richie is v impressed by his uncle’s cool hot new girlfriend & with Emma standing RIGHT THERE he straight up asks Paul “so have you hit it? 😏”

Paul is mortified & is trying to stutter out an answer but Emma’s faster & says “more times than I can count!” & holds up her hand for a high five. Paul promptly puts her arm down

Paul & Richie grow a lot closer during this time & Paul will sometimes reward him for good grades or behavior by letting him play hooky & takes him to do something fun

Ok & now what y’all actually came here for

If you’ve seen my other headcanons for Paul being Richie’s uncle, then you’ll know how Richie would get him to play tickle games like tag & hide & seek or other things that Richie would make up on the spot. Once he got older Paul stopped because he just assumed he was getting “too old” for that kind of thing & he didn’t want to be the cliche embarrassing family member. But after moving in, Richie brings up some of the memories & he kinda seems like he misses it

& Paul gets a rare bout of mischief, & decides it’s been way too long since he’s heard that kid laugh. & when he was younger, Paul would pretend to be the tickle monster & talk in a funny growly voice. & Paul clears his throat & does The Voice. He’s a little rusty but Richie immediately knows what he’s doing & is all giggly & tripping over himself as he runs away & Paul’s just doing the slow ass Michael Myers walk

Emma’s confused but very amused as she watches her boyfriend chase him down & act all goofy & once he catches him she yells her encouragement

Paul is a very silly ler, especially with Richie & it makes him laugh even more than usual

He’ll refrain from teasing him too much when his friends are over, but he’ll poke or squeeze his sides just to make him squeak

After they get comfortable with each other, which doesn’t take very long, Paul recruits Emma’s help in cheering up Richie whenever it’s needed. & he convinces Richie to help him wreck Emma too

It backfires when Richie walks in on Emma completely destroying Paul & she asks for some help. Sucks to suck, don’t it Paul?

Richie tries to imitate Paul’s tickle monster voice & it flusters him sooooo much

They’re just one big happy family ok I love them so damn much!

getting tickled while you’re already laughing sounds like paradise helppppp i just wanna be a hysterical mess mind blank mind empty nothing but laughter and happiness

its our anniversary today but due to circumstances out of our control we couldnt call today and i didnt get to hear his gorgeous laugh :(

thats ok though, someday i won't need a phone to hear it