Please Send Me A Fruit?

Please send me a fruit?

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi - You’re pretty

Raspberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

lately i’ve been obsessed with the concept of hovering your hand above someone and wiggling your fingers to make them scared for what’s coming next. it’s such a flustering tactic. to watch and hear them tense in anticipation and act on their defenses of reaching up to grab your hand and holding it so you can’t attack them with it.

that’s when you catch that person by surprise by spidering your other hand on them and bask in their panicked giggles and squeals.

oh you poor thing forgot i had two hands didn’t you? now i’m going to hold your wrists up high above your head with this one and torture you with the other. enjoy~

Hi! I’m quite new to this fandom but I thought I’d drop an ask! Do you have any tk headcanons for if Paul, Emma and Richie lived together? I feel like they’d make such a cute weird little family. Thanks!

Omg hi & welcome to the fandom!

So if Richie were to live with Uncle Paul & Emma it would mean that something either happened to his parents, or maybe they left the country on a business trip or even missionary work. Any way you justify it, he’s still young & needs to live with a trusted guardian, & that just so happens to be Paul

Paul is so awkward & nervous at first because he wants to make sure that Richie feels right at home, so he lowkey hovers & acts like Regina George’s mom & Emma’s like “chill bro he’s your nephew not the king”

Richie is v impressed by his uncle’s cool hot new girlfriend & with Emma standing RIGHT THERE he straight up asks Paul “so have you hit it? 😏”

Paul is mortified & is trying to stutter out an answer but Emma’s faster & says “more times than I can count!” & holds up her hand for a high five. Paul promptly puts her arm down

Paul & Richie grow a lot closer during this time & Paul will sometimes reward him for good grades or behavior by letting him play hooky & takes him to do something fun

Ok & now what y’all actually came here for

If you’ve seen my other headcanons for Paul being Richie’s uncle, then you’ll know how Richie would get him to play tickle games like tag & hide & seek or other things that Richie would make up on the spot. Once he got older Paul stopped because he just assumed he was getting “too old” for that kind of thing & he didn’t want to be the cliche embarrassing family member. But after moving in, Richie brings up some of the memories & he kinda seems like he misses it

& Paul gets a rare bout of mischief, & decides it’s been way too long since he’s heard that kid laugh. & when he was younger, Paul would pretend to be the tickle monster & talk in a funny growly voice. & Paul clears his throat & does The Voice. He’s a little rusty but Richie immediately knows what he’s doing & is all giggly & tripping over himself as he runs away & Paul’s just doing the slow ass Michael Myers walk

Emma’s confused but very amused as she watches her boyfriend chase him down & act all goofy & once he catches him she yells her encouragement

Paul is a very silly ler, especially with Richie & it makes him laugh even more than usual

He’ll refrain from teasing him too much when his friends are over, but he’ll poke or squeeze his sides just to make him squeak

After they get comfortable with each other, which doesn’t take very long, Paul recruits Emma’s help in cheering up Richie whenever it’s needed. & he convinces Richie to help him wreck Emma too

It backfires when Richie walks in on Emma completely destroying Paul & she asks for some help. Sucks to suck, don’t it Paul?

Richie tries to imitate Paul’s tickle monster voice & it flusters him sooooo much

They’re just one big happy family ok I love them so damn much!

When my fingers are happily tickling away at your ribs and underarms, you’ll think, consumed by ticklish laughter, “at least he only has two hands to tickle with.”

That’s when we add in the tickly tummy nibbles.

I’ve got you now...

…is a phrase that can be said in two very different ways. I love to use them both.

When you see the impish glint in my eyes after you’ve said something cheeky or cute, you know it’ll only be a moment before I catch you and pull you into an inescapable hug with nothing but your ticklish laughter on my mind. Helpless in my clutches, you’ll feel all the excitement and anticipation bubble up in your tummy when I teasingly growl into your ear with my playful yet firm tone, “I’ve got you now…”

But after I’ve tickled you to your heart’s content and you’re still snuggled up against me, panting with a smile stuck on your face from the delightfully ticklish struggle I’ve put you through, I’ll still be holding you close, gently rubbing the phantom tickles away and nuzzled up against your ear, softly, sweetly, and safely reminding you, “I’ve got you now.”

From the unbearably flustering excitement of the inescapably ticklish predicament I’ve trapped you in, to the soft and warm security of our tickly afterglow together, I’ve got you the whole time.

getting tickled while you’re already laughing sounds like paradise helppppp i just wanna be a hysterical mess mind blank mind empty nothing but laughter and happiness