The Robot Apocalypse Came. Cities Are Empty, You Stayed Since Youre Almost Out Of Insulin And Will Die

The Robot Apocalypse came. Cities are empty, you stayed since you’re almost out of insulin and will die soon anyway. The robots find you and while processing you one of them sees your insulin pump and asks if you want to apply for dual citizenship, since the pump technically makes you a cyborg.

I don't have time for discourse anymore I'm 27 and I have to pay bills

The brain does not magically mature at 25. Actual neuroscientists note some 8-year-olds even have a greater "maturation index" than 25-year-olds. The myth misunderstands basic neuroscience but is still used for anti-trans policymaking like the Cass Report. https://slate.com/technology/2022/11/brain-development-25-year-old-mature-myth.html

Agatha Heterodyne, Gilgamesh Wulfenbach, and Tarvek Sturmvoraus (Girl Genius)

How intimidated do you think trans women on this site feel to even speak up about their being banned at all anymore after what the CEO did to predstrogen and the ways that staff has continued to allow administrative punishment of random trans women, who rightfully email staff asking why they got murked, who in response get an email typed by an actual human person waving their hand around going, ohh don't you recall? You were weird and sexually strange once. I know you know what you did. You've read our TOS. You know we have rules against being sexually strange. You are so naturally implicated in your own execution that we won't waste our breath even explaining why this happened to you. Don't worry, this wasn't random- this was premeditated by a real human person and we've all reached a rational conclusion together, us here at staff and what could have just been one spiteful person or an army of TERF Pinkertons, and we find your assuming of the latter to be quite disrespectful. Think of all the kind, compassionate people on staff who're wishing really really hard that this kind of stuff stops happening. Think about how sad they must be that you're saying all this mean stuff about them. They're just following orders!

A lot of the horny pervert jokes in "Naruto" are unfortunately really creepy, misogynistic, and/or just unfunny, and yet I do somewhat appreciate a magic system that acknowledges that people would definitely use this kind of magic for silly, horny bullshit.

(Usually, my gripes are with magic systems that don't acknowledge that food and other basic survival concerns should be a huge focus of study if possible, at least in the background / in more historical settings. Yeah, you can use fire magic to throw a fireball, great. Can you use it to boil water? A guy who can throw lightning around is scary but useless to me; the guy who can grind grain or banish slugs with a wave of his hand is getting crowned our beloved king. But once you get past basic survival concerns? People are HORNY. Clay shaped to look like a penis has been funny for many thousands of years and counting.)

Somewhere in Konoha, there is a semi-famous strip club where "Would you get a lap dance from a clone of yourself?" is NOT a hypothetical question. "Would you get a lap dance from TWO clones of yourself?" is also not a hypothetical question here.

Also, there is definitely a parody night where the dancers dress up as or transform into famous ninjas. Some people might say that it's in poor taste to have sexy genderbent versions of dead Hokages pole-dancing, and they're probably right, but this is also where Senju Tsunade had a birthday party once and she had a GREAT NIGHT. Jiraiya and Orochimaru did not have a good time.

Yes, Kakashi has been to this club. Yeah, he saw a parody version of himself making out onstage with a genderbent parody version of himself, and it was pretty weird. No, Gai didn't know what this place was when he invited Kakashi out for a youthful night on the town and Gai spent most of the night dying of embarrassment in the corner. Yeah, Kakashi would go back to this club. The drinks were pretty good.