VTMB Random Scenery

VTMB Random Scenery

4/? Santa Monica Pawnshop Lodgings - Apartment 508

bad synopsis meme

ok so hiiii i’m reappearing after months of silence.  @galadrieljones tagged me in this forever ago but i just now saw it so it still counts.  basically, i gotta describe my fics in the worst way, which i usually already do so

let the wolves enjoy my bones - one sad cowboy mourns another sad cowboy and buries him.  then the still-alive sad cowboy goes to the aid of a dumb cowboy’s family.  everyone is sad and/or dumb.  including the author.  i’ll let you decide which one i am.

the memories of the west - aforementioned sad dead cowboy is alive in this one!  yay!  but he hates himself.  and instead of being happy w/his newfound bride that he kinda accidentally got himself married to, he decides to hate himself more.  the bride is fed up and just wants to fuck already.  instead, they just look at each other a lot and with longing.

the places we left behind - did you think we were done with sad cowboys because we aren’t.  this is just a post-apocalyptic sad cowboy revisiting his older brother’s (who is also, you guessed, a sad, sad cowboy) home.  he misses his brother and dead niece a lot.  he also has a crush on a woman who scares him a little.

scabs, scorpions, and sequoias - old grumpy cowboy and foul-mouthed kid who he has accidentally adopted play a game of would you rather as they ride a horse through a spooky forest.  questions such as would you rather eat shit or bugs are asked.  trees are looked at.  author also has a hard time spelling sequoias. 

this was super fun!  i’m tagging @shallow-gravy, @sentientdroids, and @alwaysupatnight if y’all wanna bc i’d love to see some of my favorite fics described in horrid ways by their wonderful authors :)

Audrey, that rightward slant in your handwriting indicates a romantic nature. A heart that yearns.

tagged

thank you so much for the tag @galadrieljones

favorite color: light blue

last song/album: lana del rey’s “religion”

last movie: from dusk till dawn - i’m obsessed with the series (thanks @alwaysupatnight) so i just watched the movie and it was uhhhh wild lol

currently reading: interpreter of maladies by Jhumpa Lahiri.  i read her short story “The Third and Final Continent” in a class and it blew me away.  best short story i’ve ever read.  so i had to get her collection.

currently watching: yeah... from dusk till dawn lmao big surprise

currently craving: a coffee from this little coffee shop in my town that just opened up.  it’s like 2:00 AM but it’s all i can think about.

coffee or tea: BOTH.  but i have been on a coffee kick lately.

i’m tagging @shallow-gravy, @alwaysupatnight, @sentientdroids, and @reddeaddufus if y’all wanna!