Why Are You Wearing A Cloak At The Bowling Alley Its My Bowling Cloak You Fucking Casual

“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual

Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

Guys you'll never fucking guess where I am.

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I made this pasta the other day thank you

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

PEOPLE on this website don't Talk about this shit enough:

you can have potato for breakfast

If you want