Favorite Stan Twins Characterization Is That They're Both Equally Insane. Stanley Just Gets More Air

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

palestine fundraisers 🇵🇸🍉❤️

ive gotten quite a few asks lately and wanted to compile them into a list in the hopes that it reaches more people. these are some fundraisers i have been kindly asked to share please read their stories and donate to help them if you can (anything helps!)

last updated 24 aug 2024

Enas Majed & Mohammed Alanqer @enasmajedfamily - €57,695 raised of €60,000 [VERY CLOSE TO GOAL!!] (#174 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet)

Shahed Abumousa @drshahd - $14,244 raised of $40,000 (verified by @/palipunk)

Youssef @yousefjehad3 - $3,702 raised of $15,000 [LOW] (#255 on @/el-shab-hussein's and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet)

Whadi @/wdy_qnw on Insta - £1,525 raised of £100,000 [VERY LOW] (vetted by @/beesandwatermelons on Insta, #11 on their spreadsheet, asked by @harrowharkist to share)

Husam Farhat @shamfarhat1 - $5,325 raised of $29,500 (#248 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet)

Muhammed Abu Jar - $9,617 raised of $40,000 (asked by @straightontilmornin to share, Muhammed is their friend in Gaza)

Mahmoud Khalaf @mahmoudkhalafff - €24,801 raised of €30,000 [CLOSE TO GOAL] (#151 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet)

Aseel Asad @aseelo680 - $14,360 raised of $50,000 (reblogged by @/fairuzfan - Aseel has had to remake multiple times, updates can be found on @/magnus-rhymes-with-swagness blog)

Mahmoud AlBalawi @elbalawi - €37,630 raised of €50,000 (verified by @/90-ghost)

Tamer Aldeeb @tameraldeeb - €24,002 raised of €40,000 (#191 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet)

Haya Nahed @hayanahed - €78,487 raised of €100,000 (#26 on Operation Olive Branch's masterlist)

Raneen Ibrahim @ranin3344 - €7,796 raised of €80,000 (reblogged by @/90-ghost)

Musab @musababed - £4,621 raised of £8,000 [CLOSE TO GOAL] (Musab lost access to his old GFM and had to open a new one see more here, his old GFM was reblogged by @/90-ghost)

Doaa @fedao - $7,140 raised of $65,000 (verified by @/90-ghost)

Muhammad Al-Habil @aya2mohammed - €25,582 raised of €50,000 (#166 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet)

Nour @noor678 - $3,141 raised of $25,000 [LOW] (reblogged by @/90-ghost)

Ghazi Younis @ghaziyounes1967 - $4,187 raised of $50,000 [LOW] (verified by @/90-ghost)

Aya @ayaalanqarsblog - €9,784 raised of €15,000 [CLOSE TO GOAL] (reblogged by @/90-ghost)

Aya @family-aya - €2,288 raised of €15,000 [LOW] (reblogged by @/bilal-salah0)

Samar Shamiya & Hashem Al-Shawish @samarsh97 - €5,829 raised of €45,000 (reblogged by @/90-ghost)

Abdallah @abdallahblog0 - $2,002 raised of $30,000 [LOW] (reblogged by @/90-ghost)

Mohammed Hussein Ismaeel @m8hammed - €9,721 raised of €25,000 (verified by @/ibtisams before they deactivated)

Amna Marwan @amna-merwan - €13,993 raised of €40,000 (reblogged by @/90-ghost)

Ahmed Halas @ahmedhelllis - €10,632 raised of €80,000 (verified by @/90-ghost)

Mohammed Ayyad @mohammednasers-blog - €2,904 raised of €38,000 [LOW] (not vetted, but it is a donation protected campaign and images appear original by reverse image search)

Sara Hussein @sara-97a - €632 raised of €50,000 [VERY LOW!] (not vetted, but it is a donation protected campaign and images appear original by reverse image search)

Amany Ubeid @amnyaburas - $95 CAD raised of $68,000 [VERY LOW!!] (not vetted, but it is a donation protected campaign and images appear original by reverse image search)

Nada Al-Farra @dodiahmed123 - €810 raised of €20,000 [VERY LOW!] (not vetted, but it is a donation protected campaign and images appear original by reverse image search)

Osama Al-Anqar @osama-family - £1,011 raised of £50,000 [VERY LOW] (not vetted, but it is a donation protected campaign and images appear original by reverse image search)

Iyad @eyad-alanqar255 - €262 raised of €40,000 [VERY LOW!!] (not vetted, but it is a donation protected campaign and images appear original by reverse image search)

Ola @abedallhferwanagaza - €3,042 raised of €35,000 [LOW] (not vetted, but it is a donation protected campaign and images appear original by reverse image search)

Etaf Al-Qataa's Family @screechingphilosopherengineer and @familymaria1234567 - €663 raised of €10,000 [VERY LOW!] (not vetted, but it is a donation protected campaign and images appear original by reverse image search)

"cant believe youd make this about your current interest" i will make the birds in the sky and the grass in the fields about my thing. for free. i will look at gods ineffable creation with a mind filled with images and thoughts of my guys.

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there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else

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