If You Have Spotify Reblog This And Tag What Your Number One Song On Your On Repeat Playlist Is.

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is

the names of certain mob-involved trans women have been changed

back in my day i’m bald was vanilla extract