Oh, Easy Read Os What I Need. Can't Jumble Words Then

oh, easy read os what i need. can't jumble words then

Hey Tim it’s your old buddy Wade here to tell you that I got Peter hostage in my car and if you want to set him free you’re gonna have to pay the low low price of 15 dollars

I was gonna ask for 20 but Mint Mobil shot the price down those little rascals

Anyways call me back…or don’t…I’d just like the money and you’d just like for me to get out of your askbox I’m sure

I'm sorry but you have the wrong tim

you are probably looking for @timdrakesstaff

my apologies, but hey you are always welcome here

-timothy

another tim??? -@smartestwayne

yes

there are many and i think we accidentally stumbled upon a network.

hello, welcome to whatever this is.

*Batfam setting an alarm for an important Wayne event right after taking down a cartel at 4 in the morning*

Alfred: Duke will be on the day shift bright and early, and Miss Brown and Miss Gordon have already left for their patrol. As there seems to be no other events scheduled for today, technically, what time would you like me to set the alarm for Master Bruce?

Bruce: Four-thirty seems reasonable enough Alfred.

Jason: Going soft in your old age Bruce? You never slept in after the sun was up, even on your free days.

Bruce: A.M.

Jason: .. what?

Bruce: I wake up at four thirty in the morning on my “days-off”, as the young folks call it

Stephanie *gagging* : Dear God why?

Bruce *confused*: Because I thought it seemed only apt for me to adapt to the newer lingo in order to better understand my children’s humour so I can make them laugh and can communicate better with them?

Jason: ..ignoring all that because I have no idea how to respond to it, she obviously meant the fucking alarm Bruce. Why are you setting it for the ass crack of dawn?

Bruce *even more confused*: Because..I want to?

Stephanie *whispering to Jason*: Is he on some new alien cocaine coffee I don’t know of? Cuz I might want a piece of that

Jason: No no no this has classic broody angst written all over it. Bruce I swear to fucking god you better not be back on your black parade shit I will blow myself up again. You can’t put me through that phase of yours so soon it’s worse than dying-

*Bruce becoming more and more self-conscious as Stephanie and Jason become more and more violently concerned*

Dick: Anyhoo.. what time do you want to wake up Timm-

Tim *barely on this plane of existence*: I don’t want to wake up.

Jason not even stopping as he walks past Tim and/or Damian, and just grabbing them by the back of the shirt and lifting them so he can carry them by the scruff like kittens to make things easier for him.

Tim, halfway thru an argument: you're not listening! i really don't think-

(Jason just walking past and grabbing him and walking away)

tis the bat way of life

adoption is not always by a parental

Hey Tim it’s your old buddy Wade here to tell you that I got Peter hostage in my car and if you want to set him free you’re gonna have to pay the low low price of 15 dollars

I was gonna ask for 20 but Mint Mobil shot the price down those little rascals

Anyways call me back…or don’t…I’d just like the money and you’d just like for me to get out of your askbox I’m sure

I'm sorry but you have the wrong tim

you are probably looking for @timdrakesstaff

my apologies, but hey you are always welcome here

-timothy

just keep collecting tims like bruce collects robins

Pspsps, Tim double come here 🫴

Take my hand. Where have you gone