Poor Things (2023) Dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

wondering if it's for TEWSF, bcs if it is yeah it's true.

Demoted from “wife” to “significant other” 😂

The Fall Guy

I just finished watching in and it is definitely going to my favorite movie of all time. The story itself is not that complicated, you can guess the plot right away but sometimes I just need to watch this kind of thing. The actions that the stunts do in this movie though are very well thought.

I knew it's a kind of movie that you think it's ok to stream it later but doh like you can see all kind of stunts and these folks on a giant screen.

As for Tom Ryder character, my takeaway on actors is that most of them will behave like him :)

But seriously go watch it in cinema, it is worth your money and your time.

Here is the fist set of papped pics that dropped on Weibo on the 29th of November 2020.

In which we can clearly see that Pilo has … shrunk(!!!) since we last saw him in August of 2018, when Jessie Fortuna, a friend of Weirdo’s posted privately private pics on her (then) non-private account on Instagram, because Ben had Jaeger LeCoultre watches to sell at Cannes a few days later.

Anyway, I’m glad to see that Ben was finally able to fly Weirdo into London, as well as secure three rented children for a photo op.  However, I’m not glad that they still can’t get appropriately aged children for these pap walks.

We already know Ben and Weirdo are clueless when it comes to consistency of course, but I would expect that someone who knows better would’ve cleared the children being cast for this pap op, introducing Schrodinger Pilo to the world.  Instead, either everyone around them is as clueless as they are, or no one cares that much about consistency, because they know noone except Nans and Skeptics is paying attention to this travelling circus anymore.  

That’s probably how they ended up getting photographed with a child that looks shorter than Pilo did in August of 2018, and Schrodinger Pilo that’s supposed to be about 18 months old looks around the same age as Pilo 2.0 who is supposed to be 2 years older than he is.  

I mean…

Ben looking straight into the camera lens of the paparazzo is of course a given every time he engages in such desperate pap walks nowadays, but I digress.  I’d really like to know why Ben has a mask on, while Weirdo is disregarding mask mandates out in public.

On a sidenote, I’d love to know the name of the agency circulating these pics.  Is it the same one which conducted that gloriously messy pap walk at the Heath back in August of 2017?  The one that the Fail bought the rights for but never published, proving that even their standards are higher than Ben’s nowadays?

THIS IS WHY YA BROKE ASS COULDN’T AFFORD A RETURN TICKET

Celebrities ACTUALLY being private

In the interest of privacy, let’s have a look at another couple that recently became parents.

Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander started dating back in 2014, when they were starring together on The Light Between Oceans.  They didn’t feel the need to ever confirm they were in a relationship, even though they kept being spotted and photographed out and about together, and the question of whether they’re officially an item was answered when Alicia won an Oscar in 2016, and she kissed Fassy before stepping up to receive her award.

In fact, when asked by a reported in 2016, Alicia had this to say:

To make a long story short, they got married in 2017, and were spotted with their baby at an airport terminal in France:

That’s how the press found out they’d become parents:

Brief reminder of Ben and The Wife of wearing sunglasses inside JFK airport because… they probably think they’re both major Hollywood stars:

The Wife Of  smiling at the paparazzo of course, because… unhinged famewhore.

This is what Alicia Vikander, Academy Award winner looks like when she knows she’s being photographed with her baby by a paparazzo:

If looks could kill…

Anyway.  Food for thought.