My Favorite Binnie Looks (132/)

my favorite binnie looks (132/∞)

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

han / maniac fancam (220330)

Red Dead Redemption x Modern!Reader

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Sean: Name something you could hurt yourself riding on.

Reader: *side eyeing Arthur*

Reader: ......a horse.

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Reader: Can I swear?

Hosea: Yes, you can swear.

Reader: Fu...

Hosea: Go on.

Reader: I’m nervous-

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Reader: I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.

Dutch: I’m sorry, you were stabbed?!

Reader: Lightly stabbed.

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Reader: I wish you could block people in real life.

Charles: Restraining order.

Sadie: Murder.

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Reader: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.

Arthur: I swear-

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Reader: Woah..... look! Look how pretty the moon is tonight! So bright. So good.

Hosea, frantically pressing down on Reader’s stab wound: Y-Y/N, that’s a streetlamp-

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Arthur: What’s the name of that guy we always run into at the market?

Reader: His cat’s name is Mr. Whiskers.

Arthur:

Arthur: That’s not what I asked-

Reader: That’s the information I have.

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Reader: Aww, shoot!

Reader: Guess I've got a hole new problem now.

Reader: Dude really was gunning for me, huh?

Reader: Really rifled my feathers, to be hon-

Javier, trying to slow the bleeding: sTOP MAKING PUNS, YOU WERE JUST SHOT-

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Micah: If you don’t like me at my worst, then you don’t like me at my best.

Reader:

Reader: I don’t like you at ALL-

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John: Do I look like a minion??

Abigail: No, honey, you’re very handsome.

Charles: You look great, John.

Reader:

Reader: I think the bitch do.

Sadie: Y/N!

Red Dead Redemption 2 and Florida Men

Biblical…..